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Computer, enhance
A photo of our living room, including our fireplace and mantle, and our cat tree playground with our orange tabby cat Benji at the top our orange tabby cat Benji at the top of our cat tree jungle gym
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Assemble the squad
My wintry cracked fingertips
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The book cover of DEAN & ME (A LOVE STORY) by Jerry Lewis and James Kaplan
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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on this day in 2013
A bizarre photo of me in a wizard hat with my friend Sarge sitting on Santa's lap taken in 2013
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Dudes rock.
A photo of my legs in a pair of gaudy tropical Santa themed pajama pants as I sit on the floor with my orange tabby cat Benji and his black cat brother Nori sitting on my legs as A CHRISTMAS STORY (1983) plays in the tv in the background A photo of my legs in a pair of gaudy tropical Santa themed pajama pants as I sit on the floor with my orange tabby cat Benji and his black cat brother Nori sitting on my legs as A CHRISTMAS STORY (1983) plays in the tv in the background
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Is this a bad place to set down my brandy?
A photo of me, sitting near the Christmas tree and near our nativity scene. It is the only place nearby where I can set my glass of napoleon brandy A photo of our nativity scene. It is the only place nearby where I can set my glass of napoleon brandy
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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now watching one of my favorite christmas movies
movie poster for UN CONTE DE NÖEL (2008)
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Our black cat Nori sitting on my leg by the Christmas tree
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Album cover for Party Posse’s album “Steppin’ In DooDoo”
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I can't believe it's taken me this long to see this great show
poster for the 2002-2007 British comedy-drama THE LAST DETECTIVE starring Peter Davison
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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My tabby ginger cat Benji sleeping on my legs Me with my tabby ginger cat Benji sleeping on my legs by the Christmas tree
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The Yule Fools
Me sitting in a chair by the Christmas tree with my orange tabby cat Benji sitting on my lap
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Reporting for duty
A photo of my black nightstand
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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21 years ago today. Where does the time go?
a photo of my brother in-law shane, sister in-law Jenn, mother in-law Betsy, father in-law Jerry (seated at a white piano) my mom Kathy, my dad Mike, my wife Nicole, and me after eating lunch on the day after Thanksgiving 11/26//2004
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I have such profound nostalgia for our 2003-2006 media rig set-up
A photo of our tv entertainment center from October 2005
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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For the last few years, we smoke our turkey the saturday before thanksgiving so we can put the meat in a big turkey pot pie. this way we can also make the Black Friday Turkey Carcass Jook so it's all ready to go Friday morning. Recipe in alt text
The evolution of my father in-law Jerry Takesono's Smoked Turkey recipe: soak keawe or mesquite wood chips in red wine overnight, smoke the turkey for 4 hours while basting it with a mixture of Oyster Sauce, Shoyu, green onions, and cilantro every hour. The final product isn't burned, it's smoked to perfection and juicy and incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The pope looking like he’s singing into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Baseball card if disgraced Chicago Black Sox star “Happy” Felsch
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Absolutely breathtaking exchange
A screenshot of the following comment thread “ Utah Alumnus @utahalumnus.bsky.so... • 8h Fun fact, nobody uses a VPN to appear IN Russia. 09 2 95 Don Neufeld @dnf.bsky.social • 7h In Russia - VPN connects to you! 2 84 brainthink @brainthink.bsky.social • 4h I love this response so much. 1 9 Alex Janevski @alexjanevski.bsky.s... • 13m I saw Yakov Smirnoff perform about 6 years ago. It was pretty good, a very sharp set. He had just finished his PhD in psychology, and incorporated some of that into his act. Long gone are the one-liners!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It’s now happening on FB messenger and email
An fb messenger exchange between me and my buddy Joe consisting only of the sentence “Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City” exchanged back and forth over and over again An email from my buddy Joe consisting of “Adam, Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City. With great thnx, Joe. Sent from my iPhone” A screenshot of my return email reading “ re: Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City. Dearest Joseph, Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City. With warm regards, Adam Flowers “Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City.” - Winston Churchill”
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Normal
A screenshot of a text exchange between me and my friend Joe that is just the phrase “Peninsula Del Rey in Daly City” repeated back and forth over and over again
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I had a flattop from the age of 11 until I was 16. It was a dark era
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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At Tahoe Forest Baths in Stateline, NV getting a cedar enzyme “bath”
We are getting ready to get buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath”
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Can't wait for her thoughts on Album No. 1
the album cover for Tor & Sufjan Stevens' ILLINOIZE remix tape
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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youtu.be/gZx1vPZFM-k?...
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM