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Hello. An eater of foods, taster of wines, rider of bicycles, dispenser of Bespeisungswonne, spectator of rugby, listener to music, watcher of films & reader of books. Not necessarily in that order. Many, many shoes. He/him, cishet, 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ally.
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515mm.bsky.social
There is indeed. Soaking them in vinegar overnight and then drying them in the oven to make them tougher*, is against the Laws of Conkers.

*probably doesn't work, but "always sniff your opponents' conkers" is good advice for any young person.
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Llongyfarchiadau! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Congratulations!
515mm.bsky.social
The driver's lack of road sense had me wondering. I rang 101 but by the time I'd got past the automatic gatekeepers they were long gone.
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Indeed! Also, I was in a museum last week and thought of you. Can't imagine why....😉
A vintage medical corset made of brown leather, lined with cream calfskin and adroned with many straps and buckles.
515mm.bsky.social
Had similar types here last week IARI by colleagues. Parasites.
515mm.bsky.social
I have no idea what their parents are doing, buying a machine like that and not keeping it locked up so these kids can't dump school and kill themselves or somebody else.
This comes on the back of two similarly aged boys killed in almost identical circumstances up in Cardiff last year.
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Aye, I thought so, but the poor old guy in the Volvo heading towards them all but shat himself when he pulled left and almost minced the boys against a row of parked cars as they pulled right.

I shut my eyes.
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Fingers crossed he will. Wee shite.
515mm.bsky.social
quick Q for any UK law enforcement:

If I see a couple of youngsters (u14s) two up on an electric motorcycle* hoofing it down the street, is that a 101 call or a 999 call?
Because neither has gloves, let alone a helmet.

*not an e-bike or a pedelec. A full-on electric MX bike
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good. huge fine incoming, hopefully.
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It's true what the PDX'ers say: the Inflatables protest make ICE look like utter wankers.
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All depends upon the mastering.
I've a copy of Portishead's Dummy on vinyl that sounds like absolute dogshit. Unlistenable.
The difference in Goldfrapp's Black Cherry on CD (rather good) and vinyl (fantastic) is something else.
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Yeah, some of the ones I've heard recently...
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Tru dat. FGS don't read my latest works blog. I'll rinse you.
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Oh and that's Premium not Expensive.
515mm.bsky.social
That's my follow up in case the Wh. Zin doesn't land.
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"Actually, White Zinfandel is seriously underrated"
You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
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£300/day+expenses she can hire a bloody chauffeur. Or maybe try a hotel?
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Absolutely. It's been all pretty difficult to have Prince's archive works released and they're in his vault, presumably upon hard drives.