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sommelier. nascent vigneron. don’t try and pinch my phone.
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@ridesmith.bsky.social aramisvineyards.com/product/oari... going to a thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, will raise a glass of this for you 😂
O'Aristocratis Sparkling Syrah | 2005 | Aramis Vineyards
Take a small parcel of our top flight Shiraz, treat it to the famous Methode Traditionelle made famous by the great champagne houses, and you get a decadent ...
aramisvineyards.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Sparkling Shiraz. Thanksgiving dinner appropriate? I feel it sort of is.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Jude would like to challenge the truism about cats fearing cucumbers. He thinks they’re an excellent and tasty treat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Does the president think America is in the Warhammer 40k universe?
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It's one man's word against another (litany of words, school reports and more)
I haven't seen any yet but you could probably find a few contemporaries who didn't personally witness Farage being Farage at school. But there doesn't seem to be a single former pupil or teacher who find the descriptions of racism, anti-semitism & cruelty unfeasible. Shocked, I tell you...
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Meats eaten yesterday:
Pork
(Oyster and scallop interlude)
Venison
Guinea Fowl
Chicken
Turkey
Beef

I will be taking my gout medication this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Also he always trades* on his background and upbringing and is happy to bathe in its kudos, so he can't conversely try to dodge his poisonous formative behaviour either.
*even if it's not overtly he's secretly happy if people are impressed or defer to him for going to Dulwich College
When Farage was singing Fascist songs etc (in the mid 70's-80's) they weren't a click away or a few minutes on Google. He would have to seek them out and make an effort to learn the lyrics etc. This wasn't schoolyard bantz
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Poems are now battlefields.
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."

www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
had tea in my mouth reading this, I now have tea on my shirt 😂
I have a husky who "talks" when he wants something. Whilst on the phone to a then colleague, I heard a husky talking in the background & commented on having the same breed. it turned out the noise was his non-verbal daughter. I wanted the floor to swallow me up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Read the new Maggie Nelson book yesterday and found it oddly inconsequential.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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(they) "believe the artwork is an attempt to humanise small boat crossings because the people walking across the water have Christmas hats on."
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Has any EDM, House, Techno song ever started with "Forgive me father for I have Synth
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jude having all sorts of fun at the drying station (his sister looking on a trifle embarrassed for him)
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Things that never happen the day before the cleaner comes:
Spilling fishy cat food all over the floor.
The box of dried fenugreek falling out of the larder and all over the floor.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Have we considered gold teeth? Also, what about organs. Surely refugees only need the one kidney?
Hey Labour

Remember the majority of voters who believe in treating people decently and not stealing from those who've endured months and years of hardship fleeing war and persecution to seek a place of safety?

We're still over here 👋
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Hey Labour

Remember the majority of voters who believe in treating people decently and not stealing from those who've endured months and years of hardship fleeing war and persecution to seek a place of safety?

We're still over here 👋
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Doris Lessing had thoughts about the English colony in Rhodesia.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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The Epstein Affair Has Move From Sleaze to a Crisis for American Democracy Itself
hartmannreport.com/p/the-epstei...
The Epstein Affair Has Move From Sleaze to a Crisis for American Democracy Itself
This Epstein Affair has shown a pattern where men of wealth and power created a zone of impunity that protected them for decades while destroying vulnerable people like Virginia Guiffrey…
hartmannreport.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Accidentally made quite a large leftover roast pork and celeriac rémoulade sandwich.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just doing a bit of research about a wine we sell and came across the Gibbet of Montfaucon, and, lets say I understand why the French revolution took place 😂

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbet_...
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM