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Official account of the world’s middest podcast. Hosted by @KavehTaherian.bsky.social and @HannahHillam.bsky.social

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Go check out today’s episode where we’re joined by a very special guest, the wonderful @amalelmohtar.com!!
A Niewe Herball, Atomic Bomb Ring, and Reverse John Wick - 500 Open Tabs: Episode 99
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December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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FURTHERMORE if you're interested in watching two people realize they share a brain in real time through the medium of nerding out over (among other things) Welsh mythology you should sign up to @500opentabs.bsky.social's Patreon to see that happen to @hannahhillam.bsky.social & me
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Keep it Josie!
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December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I did it. I appeared on a video podcast, & I did not die.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Go check out today’s episode where we’re joined by a very special guest, the wonderful @amalelmohtar.com!!
A Niewe Herball, Atomic Bomb Ring, and Reverse John Wick - 500 Open Tabs: Episode 99
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December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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1 day only Holiday Market this Saturday at Tito Rick’s Garage in San Diego! Considering purchasing your gifts this holiday season from real life human artists who don’t need to consume the world’s limited resources to produce slop!
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you Spotify for these incredible data points!! In all seriousness, we’d like to express our gratitude to all our listeners/supporters/ Dicky Nixie Soviet Pool Party attendees. Couldn’t have done this without you!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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At least on @500opentabs.bsky.social we have the decency to make you think we might secretly be Muppets. No lower torso visibility for us.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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My KPop Demon Hunters/Calvin & Hobbes mashup is now available on shirts and sweatshirts for both kids and adults! These have been very popular gifts so get it now to avoid the holiday rush.

Keep your conscience Golden this winter by supporting indie artists!

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November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The complete analysis of the Guns n Roses November Rain trilogy by @500opentabs.bsky.social is the perfect thing to watch as you’re staying indoors to avoid actual November rain!

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Guns n' Roses November Rain Trilogy Explained!
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November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Poisoned candy myths debunked on this week’s episode of 500 Open Tabs! Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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500 is a lot
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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@500opentabs.bsky.social new to the pod, so working through the back episodes and trying to explain to my wife why I had to buy the English translation of the Icelandic Dracula.
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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At long last it’s @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social week!! I’ll be coming in HOT with new exclusive originals, prints, stickers, mugs and the like.

Come find me in Artist Alley at Table D-33 alongside @hannahhillam.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lookin good!!!
My “I’ve Had Kenough” shirt from @500opentabs.bsky.social came in the mail today so I had to try it on right away.. it fit over my TMBG shirt for this picture.
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.
5,000 Podcasts. 3,000 Episodes a Week. $1 Cost Per Episode — Behind an AI Start Up’s Plan
Former Wondery exec Jeanine Wright is leading a new firm, Inception Point AI, that's betting on flooding the zone with audio content: “I think that people who are still referring to all AI-generated c...
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September 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
September 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Portlanders, come find me this week at Rose City Comic Con!! I’ll have new originals and pins, plus books, prints, mugs and the like. @hannahhillam.bsky.social and I will be at D-01 in Artist Alley.

This will be my first time ever in Portland so please share any recommendations below!
September 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I started listening to @500opentabs.bsky.social (I'm obsessed with Ken Allen now). I checked how many tabs I have out of curiosity, and...

How do I even begin to chip away at this 😭
September 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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ICYMI Ken Allen is the famous Orangutan who tried repeatedly to escape the San Diego Zoo and also my hero. Watch the episode here!
August 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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When someone subscribes to my podcast
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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If you’re from San Diego and don’t know who Ken Allen is, consider yourself a disgrace.
Our Summer 2025 Drop is available now for a limited time!!

This shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San Diego (featured in episode 83).

AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONCE THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE!

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"I've had Kenough" Ken Allen T-Shirt | Bonfire
SUMMER 2025 EXCLUSIVE DROP. Designed by our very own Kaveh Taherian, this shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San...
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August 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
TFW the hosts of our podcast do the exact same thing
I wish I could listen to podcasts but my particular type of ADHD makes me immune to them. every single time I have tried to listen to a podcast, I realized after 10 minutes that I had completely zoned out and missed most of whatever they said because I was in my mind palace
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Our Summer 2025 Drop is available now for a limited time!!

This shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San Diego (featured in episode 83).

AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ONCE THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE!

www.bonfire.com/500-open-tab...
"I've had Kenough" Ken Allen T-Shirt | Bonfire
SUMMER 2025 EXCLUSIVE DROP. Designed by our very own Kaveh Taherian, this shirt pays tribute to the multiple escape attempts by Kenneth Allen, the Hairy Houdini of San...
www.bonfire.com
August 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When @hannahhillam.bsky.social and @kavehtaherian.bsky.social are in the same space, it's pure baja blasted magic.

Come hear what video games are to blame (or contributed?) to shape who he is.

📅 Friday, July 25
🕗 8PM-9PM
📍 SDCC Room 29AB
July 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM