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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson

@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Just a regular human shitposter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · Jun 18

Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6h

I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 6h

She put on her little nightie and told me a bedtime story without saying a word…

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

My life needs a jump to recipe button.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 10h

The sex needs a jump to recipe button

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

My life needs a jump to recipe button.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody move I’m on a little repost spree.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 11h

I’m not going to think about that, or that, and definitely not that

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

*seductively putting out the vibe while loitering around the clearance bin at CVS*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

Fuckers gonna vajazzle his gizzard, isn’t he?

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

Gonna purify myself in the waters of Lake Badonkadonka.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 12h

*seductively dropping Kohl’s cash on the ground just to watch the hot moms bend over to pick them up*

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 12h

From the gripping documentary “Good Will Hunting”, Robin Williams character lamenting that the young whippersnapper Will Hunting has stolen his patented pickup line

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · May 18

hey fellas your ‘bro code’ should be calling it out, not covering it up

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12h

Keep talking, asshole. I've been doing kegels this entire time

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 12h

Her ice cold feet belie the passion burning inside her heart…

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, what the fuck now, for fuck's sake?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

Slightly disappointed to learn the “snack stash” she wanted to show me was not a euphemism.

But hey, snacks!

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 Snack the pain away
Snack the pain away 🎶

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

Trying to talk you out of your clothes and getting frustrated as you keep putting on more and more layers

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 14h

Sure would be a shame if the No Kings protests were flooded with American flags so we can stick the lying fascists’ “they hate America“ nonsense right up their lily asses

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 14h

Pussy for dinner AGAIN?!?

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15h

Hold on to your butts, The Trump Recession is coming in hot…

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 16h

Oh yeah? Well could a depressed person eat all three of their meals by 10:30am?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 16h

*seductively going through the motions on another Tragic Tuesday*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h

Who else is up cursing the spirits who refused to do your bidding in the deepest black of night?

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Layeth thine tits upon me, so that I may calm them