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Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste. Laughter is resistance. My posts 👇🏾 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5nbpbsgxzkstv4oavt5uzwdl/feed/aaaigjz7b3w6e

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · Dec 3

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h

A third term President but it’s Obama

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16h

Your horoscope for today:
Be like an octopus - use your cleverness to wriggle out of tight spots, and change your look to match your mood.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 16h

“Lend me your glasses and let’s see.”

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25d

Is this wallowing hole taken?

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 16h

You need iron in your diret.

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Functional apathy.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Mar 17

is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

At a push, the salt crust on your underwear can be used as an exfoliating rub.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Man, you can be on here such a LONG time and learn SO little.

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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 1d

Mmmm such a good point if I have three shrubs that are together pruned as a single shrubbery, how many souls does the resulting swan contain?

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Pop them tabs

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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 1d

My sibling in Chondria haven’t you heard

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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · Nov 1

There is no ethical respiration under eukaryota

anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · Nov 1

hello everybody and welcome to the Fall 2023 Discourse Games, where we will compete to see who can make the best New Discourse! the rules are thus:

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Cough,cough Epstein

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

We could find our way to places with no Google maps and would remember the directions years later

xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Bro, not cool! I can see mitochondrial stress in the cell’s faces.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Problem with most work based scenarios is they frown on you being completely and utterly loaded. Sigh.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

The government shutdown is serious. I heard the US government is now down to a single employee on a bus who has to keep it speeding above 50 miles per hour or America will explode.