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Wristy

@wristroom.bsky.social

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He/him. Probably autistic. check out my skeets below Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · May 7

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 2

No, there is hope. I finally broke in shoes I bought three years ago.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 2

Dyson. From vacuuming the hair off your floor to drying the hair on your head…

No, I couldn’t be in advertising.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Aug 31

Did you just fall from heaven because it looks like you’re in pain 😕

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 5h

I solve most of my problems by just ignoring them as I know that eventually they'll get bored and go ask their mum instead.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

“No kings” he proclaimed, refusing to honor the rules of checkers.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3h

Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

World-renowned wildlife photographer Charles Ainsworth, seen here just moments after capturing his most famous work, “Lost Camper Poops by a Stream in the Misty Morning Light.”

A fox standing on its hind legs behind a Nikon camera, with a blurred forest background.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

HOUR 5:
Legs beginning to cramp and I really have to pee. Nice lady brought me pretzel from food court. Still awaiting further instructions, but am starting to have my doubts. Must stay strong.

A view of an escalator with a sign on the floor that reads, "PLEASE STAY WITHIN THE YELLOW BOX," accompanied by yellow footprints.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 4h

proposed new phonetic alphabet, much easier to remember:

Able
Bable
Cable
Dable
Eable
Fable
Gable...

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d

I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

Hugs, except with stabbing

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 6h

liking old music doesn't mean you were born in the wrong generation, it means you were given the gift of being alive at a time when the music costs less and is widely available

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

My ducks are in a row. It's getting pretty heated

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · May 22

I'm gonna make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a blowjob

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 6d

many adolescents go through a phase of shoplifting. Fortunately, adolescents tend to be quite weak and shops tend to be really heavy

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

I suggest a new holiday called fearsgiving where we all sit around the table and talk not about what we're thankful for but what we're afraid of and perhaps give each other some comfort instead of pretending everything is ok and getting mad at the people who won't

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

The dreadful knowledge that tonight people will ask me what I'm thankful for when I know that I cannot be thankful for anything any more and the reality is that the world is a nightmare and yet if I cannot think of anything to be thankful for that doesn't sound trite somehow I will be a monster

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

My alignment is chaotic meh

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

My D and D group have been playing so long that nowadays we sometimes just take out some pillows and have a nap

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 3d

When the four hundredth ghost in a row turns out to be a real estate developer

A graffitied wall with the words "Scooby fuckin Doo" prominently written at the top

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 3d

Disappointing. I hope they will consult me in the future

Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 3d

When the four hundredth ghost in a row turns out to be a real estate developer

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 4d

before you partake in the bluesky exodus, remember what father flannigan said: mastodon causes blindness.

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