Woodo
@woodo.bsky.social
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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.
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seej500.bsky.social
This is an insane statistic

But if it's any comfort, it can't last. ChatGPT has ~20million subscribers, paying ~$20p/m. Let's round up & say their net subs income is half a billion dollars p/m, so $6b p/a

They expect to spend $150b over the next 5 years

That ain't a business
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drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Could be worse: these days 5ive look like they spend their weekends shouting at hotels.
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.”

This is hysterically funny.
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benjamin-knight.com
Any number of people and separate organisations may be classed as part of the anti-fascist movement, sure.
But they share no common hierarchy or infrastructure.
The far right tells its cultists that Antifa is a global (variously) business, army, club, cult, party, terrorist organisation. All untrue.
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benjamin-knight.com
Why is the world's press playing along with the radicalised right's fever dream that there is a global, corporeal, structured, (ya know...real) organisation called 'Antifa'?
There isn't.
Disparate anti-fascist groups exist.
'Antifa' was a slogan created by the far right. It's fiction.
Call it out!
woodo.bsky.social
Whenever it was on it was definitely the weekend but in the proper kids TV graveyard slot, like 7am.
woodo.bsky.social
Female pigeons have some self respect. Demand more of your potential life partner than him puffing up his neck feathers and doing a few little spins. #RoofTerraceMusings
woodo.bsky.social
Hot rapid demographic changes in your area
woodo.bsky.social
A perfectly normal, civilised evening out with friends enjoying tapas. #España
A giant Frankenstein head.missing the top with a spoon sticking out the top and what looks like a woman's head sticking out too.
woodo.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Banana - smell alone gives me the boke

Terrifier - Damien Leone is trash

Valerie - Utter landfill indie turd no matter how much Ronson/Winehouse poppy jazz polish you apply
nonoxcol.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Rice pudding - turned stomach since childhood

Forrest Gump - as an American History MA it makes my brain puke

Breakfast At Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something, obviously!
martinnutbeem.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.

Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
michaelehayden.bsky.social
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
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saulstaniforth.bsky.social
Adam Parsons tells us Palestinians "feel" that Palestinians held in Israeli prisons are hostages too

Feel?

People are seized from their homes & locked up indefinitely without trial or charge, with no evidence against them & not even told why they've been locked up!

"Feel".
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anotherfilmnerd.bsky.social
Money and also the desire to be part of a beloved franchise. Never underestimate an actor’s desire to be remembered for a specific role.
alexries.com
What are your theories as to why nominally 'liberal' people like Simon Pegg and Matt Berry are willing to work with Rowling?
woodo.bsky.social
Sorry forgot Alt text but it is what it says, Rylan in a promo pic for a new show about misogyny in witchhunts where ironically all the media coverage seems to be centering the reality TV show host man and not the qualified history professor host woman.
woodo.bsky.social
The cathedral spire has a dodgy light at the top that keeps intermittently flashing, as if it's trying to send morse code signal to yer man upstairs
woodo.bsky.social
NGL "Sniff The Fart Serious Face" Rylan looking like an AI generated image of himself is making me giggle.
woodo.bsky.social
Buenos dias from the world's smallest coffee. Not an awful view for your breakfast.
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thelogantrent.bsky.social
I think execs misunderstood when people were saying that Jared Leto lures in teens.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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gana.bsky.social
the tech industry wants to condition society to believe that AI mistakes are caused by user error in not writing the prompts correctly, when the actual truth is that this technology is unreliable when it comes to accuracy and correctness, and it always will be
comraderobot.bsky.social
girl are you chatgpt because your KPIs are crazy
Mostafa • @mokatia
X.com
Shared row data file with GPT5 to analyze, the result KPIs were crazy, so I naively asked, and innocently it responded.
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Did you make up these numbers?
Good catch - I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet,
12:50 AM • 16/09/2025 • 19K Views
woodo.bsky.social
That and YOU HAVE BLATANTLY AND DISINGENUOUSLY MISREAD THE THEME OF THIS CINEMATIC OPUS YOU FOOL.
woodo.bsky.social
The replies for this are another object lesson in how you aren't allowed to just make silly jokes on Bluesky.
jessiegender.bsky.social
Best analysis of Tron: Ares I've seen, and its from my comment section.
A comment from Jessie's review of Tron: Ares - "TRON is a movie about unionizing your workplace. TRON: Legacy is movie about the tools of fascism. TRON: Ares is a movie about... how hard it is to be tech billionaire running a Fortune 500 company, I guess."
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jessiegender.bsky.social
Best analysis of Tron: Ares I've seen, and its from my comment section.
A comment from Jessie's review of Tron: Ares - "TRON is a movie about unionizing your workplace. TRON: Legacy is movie about the tools of fascism. TRON: Ares is a movie about... how hard it is to be tech billionaire running a Fortune 500 company, I guess."
woodo.bsky.social
PRO-TIP: Live your life in such a way that nobody celebrates you being shanked to death in prison.