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Tycer
@tycer.bsky.social
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Long term survivor of Australia, Pun addict (I can give up whenever I want), WoW Warlock main.
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I was in Atlanta rush hour traffic. Saw a car pass by with a sign in the back window. "Honk if horny".
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I honked. 🤭
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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personally i think it's understandable for video games to be expensive but if they're expensive they need to be good and the people who make them need to get paid and treated well
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On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
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I've invented a wondrous new de-aging technology for Hollywood to use. It's called "hiring a second actor"
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
Next goal: my SIL's party
The show is successfully done!
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.
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Remember everyone: no pictures and put your cell phones In airplane mode if you’re out today ✌️
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Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
What annoys me most is, I find socialising difficult at the best of times. I don't need this.
Like, I hate to say it, but how the hell did he think he had even the slightest chance after what he did??
a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face
ALT: a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face
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I'm obviously too innocent for my own good
Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.
The number of my singing friends who use AI all the time...
You know they're coming for you next, right?
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“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist
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Who could have thought that the US ethos of rugged lawless armed individualism could have turned into chaotic fascist authoritarianism?

Not the rugged lawless armed individuals apparently
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I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Waking up is just respawning in the same map with worse stats.