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Liz 🙃 @whatevsliz.bsky.social · 21h

I was in Atlanta rush hour traffic. Saw a car pass by with a sign in the back window. "Honk if horny".
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I honked. 🤭

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 1d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

personally i think it's understandable for video games to be expensive but if they're expensive they need to be good and the people who make them need to get paid and treated well

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 1d

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 1d

I've invented a wondrous new de-aging technology for Hollywood to use. It's called "hiring a second actor"

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 1d

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 2d

the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 2d

Next goal: my SIL's party

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 2d

The show is successfully done!

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 4d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 6d

Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.

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Boo! Boo! Spoooooky Robo @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social · 6d

Remember everyone: no pictures and put your cell phones In airplane mode if you’re out today ✌️

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 13d

Made me lol

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 13d

What annoys me most is, I find socialising difficult at the best of times. I don't need this.

Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 13d

Like, I hate to say it, but how the hell did he think he had even the slightest chance after what he did??

a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

ALT: a drag queen says " the nerve " in front of her face

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 13d

I'm obviously too innocent for my own good

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 14d

Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 14d

The number of my singing friends who use AI all the time...
You know they're coming for you next, right?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16d

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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Peter Relph ᴀᴜ @peterrelph.bsky.social · 16d

Who could have thought that the US ethos of rugged lawless armed individualism could have turned into chaotic fascist authoritarianism?

Not the rugged lawless armed individuals apparently

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 16d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 18d

Waking up is just respawning in the same map with worse stats.

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