Tiki Moon🌙
@tikimoon.bsky.social
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Fifth iteration celestial orb. I’d rather be in Australia, mate. Just when you think I’m here, I disappear behind a cloud. Pop culture girlie. Current Playlist: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/current-desires/pl.u-8VW1tLBKW7
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Meet me at the ghost disco
Two very shiny disco balls in the shape of ghosts.
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tikimoon.bsky.social
It’s the original pronunciation, I think. I certainly don’t feel overly fancy saying it that way. 😁

From what I gleaned, it follows the same pattern as honest & hour, & Americans don’t pronounce those Hs either.

Americans still use pounds & ounces too, so…
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
My water heater died, I have no hot water and my neighbor is blasting EDM is this Burning Man
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾
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anniemumary.bsky.social
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
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tikimoon.bsky.social
*squints*
Yup, that looks about right!
tikimoon.bsky.social
The one time I didn’t feel alone?

Why, that’d have to be that time I was playing single-player Monopoly against two AI players, and we all ended up in jail at the same time, pooling our money for the $50 bucks we each needed.

Those are memories they can’t ever take from you, man.
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We need more hero’s journeys where comfortable, fat, middle-aged men with no relevant prior experience hear the Call to Adventure and go do stuff. That’s the real secret to the success of The Hobbit. Bob from accounting wants a crazy old man to show up and put a sword in his hand.
tikimoon.bsky.social
What have you done, Jerry? How could we all let this go so far!?
tikimoon.bsky.social
Nah. Staying put. If shit goes down, I’ll quit social media altogether. I’ve done it before when Elon took Twitter over.
tikimoon.bsky.social
*giggles before composing herself & looking all stern* Jerry, no!
tikimoon.bsky.social
What a debate. I’m one of those weird Americans who say “istoric” but it’s almost like saying “anhistoric” is all one word.

I do say a hotel. An herb.

Goodness, English is wonky.
tikimoon.bsky.social
She just gets more & more beautiful.
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Might publish my own dictionary just to fix words with annoying spellings. It’s Whensday now. Deal with it.
tikimoon.bsky.social
Happy birthday! You’ve made it through & have come so far! 🧁🎉
tikimoon.bsky.social
My one & only superpower appears to be the ability to cook up several things & have them ready all at the same time.

I’m available for Christmas planning. If you pay me extra, I’ll make sure everything goes awry & your awful Aunt Edna will get fed up and go home early.
tikimoon.bsky.social
I think Rick Dees & Rick Astley might have something to say about it. This sounds suspiciously like a Cheap Trick!
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Okay, I wasn’t a teen in the ‘90s, but, um, the rest kinda tracks.

Mummer’s Dance, anyone?
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jmichaelmull.bsky.social
me in 15 years: another TRON?!?
tikimoon.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand.

Calamari and/or octopus
Se7en
That hello from the other side song by Adele. I know she has a beautiful voice, but her music is so uber dreary.
tsauro.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand.

Broccoli
Accidental Tourist
Peg by Steely Dan
annaleehq.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Veal

3-way tie:
Requiem for a Dream
Stepmom
Love Actually

Hot Blooded by Foreigner
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’s always fun when the website goes down because there’s a chance the last post will be one of my terrible business ideas and everyone will be refreshing on a post that says “Applesauce for male strippers called Alpha Apple Pleasure Mush”