J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
the working title for Wicked was Oops! All Witches
(ugh that's awful. I need to stop trying to be a part of the cultural milieu)
(ugh that's awful. I need to stop trying to be a part of the cultural milieu)
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
the working title for Wicked was Oops! All Witches
(ugh that's awful. I need to stop trying to be a part of the cultural milieu)
(ugh that's awful. I need to stop trying to be a part of the cultural milieu)
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 29:
Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode
young David's joyously spastic dancing never fails to amuse me
Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode
young David's joyously spastic dancing never fails to amuse me
Depeche Mode "Just can't get enough" | Archive INA
YouTube video by Ina Chansons
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November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 29:
Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode
young David's joyously spastic dancing never fails to amuse me
Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode
young David's joyously spastic dancing never fails to amuse me
had my scruples removed so I could suck my own dick
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
had my scruples removed so I could suck my own dick
They should make the entire plane out of the impenetrable, eternal regrets that haunt my every step
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They should make the entire plane out of the impenetrable, eternal regrets that haunt my every step
Welcome to HomeGoods! Where everything and everyone is in your way.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welcome to HomeGoods! Where everything and everyone is in your way.
my summer tan has finally faded just in time for the massive windburn I'll get shoveling like a foot of snow tomorrow. small miracles
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my summer tan has finally faded just in time for the massive windburn I'll get shoveling like a foot of snow tomorrow. small miracles
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 28: The Military-Industrial Complex
A perpetual motion machine feeding on conflict, fear, and the promise of security, yet never satisfied. It bloats on endless wars, as lobbyists ensure no crumb of budget or conscience goes unspent. The more it takes, the hungrier it grows
A perpetual motion machine feeding on conflict, fear, and the promise of security, yet never satisfied. It bloats on endless wars, as lobbyists ensure no crumb of budget or conscience goes unspent. The more it takes, the hungrier it grows
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 28: The Military-Industrial Complex
A perpetual motion machine feeding on conflict, fear, and the promise of security, yet never satisfied. It bloats on endless wars, as lobbyists ensure no crumb of budget or conscience goes unspent. The more it takes, the hungrier it grows
A perpetual motion machine feeding on conflict, fear, and the promise of security, yet never satisfied. It bloats on endless wars, as lobbyists ensure no crumb of budget or conscience goes unspent. The more it takes, the hungrier it grows
Chicken Soup for The Foul
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Chicken Soup for The Foul
It feels like Dick Van Dyke has been 99 for the past 5 years. So typical of these Hollywood types to lie about their age
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It feels like Dick Van Dyke has been 99 for the past 5 years. So typical of these Hollywood types to lie about their age
So Amazon engineers a Black Friday football game to glue people to their couches and coax them to shop on its site instead of daring to visit actual stores. I see your cynical little scheme, Bezos
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So Amazon engineers a Black Friday football game to glue people to their couches and coax them to shop on its site instead of daring to visit actual stores. I see your cynical little scheme, Bezos
I figure that if I remember to take my memory pill, I shouldn't have to take it. Clearly my brain is operating just fine. That's just science.
a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday
ALT: a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday
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November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I figure that if I remember to take my memory pill, I shouldn't have to take it. Clearly my brain is operating just fine. That's just science.
My 8-year-old niece said I talk like a comedian. This means I have to find out which annoying bundle of sticks influencer on YouTube has my signature Midwestern monotone by way of Mid-Atlantic/Irish blend, finishing with a subtle Bostonian snap.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My 8-year-old niece said I talk like a comedian. This means I have to find out which annoying bundle of sticks influencer on YouTube has my signature Midwestern monotone by way of Mid-Atlantic/Irish blend, finishing with a subtle Bostonian snap.
*accidentally reading back my own post*
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
*accidentally reading back my own post*
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
when you come at me, just remember you’re coming at Bluesky’s Most Muted Account™
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
when you come at me, just remember you’re coming at Bluesky’s Most Muted Account™
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 27: Julia Child
“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” A true American original that changed the world. With her towering frame, booming laugh, and zero pretension, she made haute cuisine feel home-cooked, teaching a nation that pleasure wasn’t reserved for the elite
“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” A true American original that changed the world. With her towering frame, booming laugh, and zero pretension, she made haute cuisine feel home-cooked, teaching a nation that pleasure wasn’t reserved for the elite
a woman is holding a dead chicken in her hands and says `` bon appetit ! ''
Alt: Julia Child with a turkey with it's wings stretched saying Bob Appetit
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November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 27: Julia Child
“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” A true American original that changed the world. With her towering frame, booming laugh, and zero pretension, she made haute cuisine feel home-cooked, teaching a nation that pleasure wasn’t reserved for the elite
“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.” A true American original that changed the world. With her towering frame, booming laugh, and zero pretension, she made haute cuisine feel home-cooked, teaching a nation that pleasure wasn’t reserved for the elite
if it was me, I'd simply beat the allegations
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
if it was me, I'd simply beat the allegations
The boiling cauldron of honey mustard I set out went over like gangbusters for the little one's turkey mcnuggies. What can I say? The children yearn for the fondue
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The boiling cauldron of honey mustard I set out went over like gangbusters for the little one's turkey mcnuggies. What can I say? The children yearn for the fondue
listen, we all know the pope popped over to turkey for a hair transplant, but don't act like it gets in the way of his holy obligations. it's not a sin to have a glow up.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
listen, we all know the pope popped over to turkey for a hair transplant, but don't act like it gets in the way of his holy obligations. it's not a sin to have a glow up.
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Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
is this anything? I'm not particularly well-known for my meme-work
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
is this anything? I'm not particularly well-known for my meme-work
When it comes to Thanksgiving pies, I am what you would call a disruptor
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When it comes to Thanksgiving pies, I am what you would call a disruptor
Happy The Ice Storm Day to all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy The Ice Storm Day to all who celebrate
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 26: Sandwich Night!!!!!
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
[Public Access] TCGS #69 | Sandwich Night 2012: 2 Sandwich 2 Night
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
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November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 26: Sandwich Night!!!!!
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
Step 1. fuck the pain away
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Step 1. fuck the pain away
it's odd finding out second hand that the president calls an old friend of yours ugly. 2025, baby!
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it's odd finding out second hand that the president calls an old friend of yours ugly. 2025, baby!