J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 25: Homer Simpson
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 25: Homer Simpson
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
literally just closed the tab I wrote that in and it happened again
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
literally just closed the tab I wrote that in and it happened again
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 18: Pac-Man
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 18: Pac-Man
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 14: Maneater by Nelly Furtado
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 14: Maneater by Nelly Furtado
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.