J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 26: Sandwich Night!!!!!
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
[Public Access] TCGS #69 | Sandwich Night 2012: 2 Sandwich 2 Night
YouTube video by Chris Gethard
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 26: Sandwich Night!!!!!
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
A Thanksgiving Eve tradition. Some chase polish, Chris Gethard chased authenticity. Sandwich Night embodied the MNN era: sincerity in the face of absurdity. A sandwich becomes a point of shared indulgence, proving commitment outshines production value
Step 1. fuck the pain away
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Step 1. fuck the pain away
it's odd finding out second hand that the president calls an old friend of yours ugly. 2025, baby!
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it's odd finding out second hand that the president calls an old friend of yours ugly. 2025, baby!
Popping my head out of my book like a meerkat, I stopped dead when I overheard on the TV that in billiards, a "kiss" is what is known as a light touch between two balls... Game on
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Popping my head out of my book like a meerkat, I stopped dead when I overheard on the TV that in billiards, a "kiss" is what is known as a light touch between two balls... Game on
Getting in line now for those sweet, sweet Black Friday Doorbusters. Super duper psyched to get $3 off a new pair of Dr Scholls inserts
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Getting in line now for those sweet, sweet Black Friday Doorbusters. Super duper psyched to get $3 off a new pair of Dr Scholls inserts
not apologetically me, or unapologetically me, but a third despicable me
(this would have made more sense in 2017)
(this would have made more sense in 2017)
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
not apologetically me, or unapologetically me, but a third despicable me
(this would have made more sense in 2017)
(this would have made more sense in 2017)
I'm all about violating the laws of nature
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm all about violating the laws of nature
If you've ever read a post that started off with "this is wild," chances are the author is currently experiencing what we in the business diagnose as hyperbole. It can afflict anyone at anytime. There is no known cure, but you can manage symptoms by swallowing it with a huge grain of salt
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you've ever read a post that started off with "this is wild," chances are the author is currently experiencing what we in the business diagnose as hyperbole. It can afflict anyone at anytime. There is no known cure, but you can manage symptoms by swallowing it with a huge grain of salt
it's more of a pout for help
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it's more of a pout for help
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 25: Homer Simpson
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 25: Homer Simpson
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
Whether it's time for chili, an all you can eat buffet, or a Duff beer, Homer's perfectly cromulent appetite shows his commitment to what he truly cares about. This commitment is clear whether he's choking on a pink donut w/ sprinkles or choking out his son
family is over, so I'm going to spend the next several hours calibrating things and such
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
family is over, so I'm going to spend the next several hours calibrating things and such
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
if I see another Ezra Klein / Right Way quote post, I will cry
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
if I see another Ezra Klein / Right Way quote post, I will cry
stuck in a will-they-or-won't-they relationship with the lightbulb in my laundry room
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
stuck in a will-they-or-won't-they relationship with the lightbulb in my laundry room
It's officially “it all ends tomorrow email advert” season, which is the perfect companion to seasonal depression season.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's officially “it all ends tomorrow email advert” season, which is the perfect companion to seasonal depression season.
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Charles Grodin"
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Charles Grodin"
*if I was a teacher*
Open ended questions are multiple choice. Infinite choice is multiple
Open ended questions are multiple choice. Infinite choice is multiple
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
*if I was a teacher*
Open ended questions are multiple choice. Infinite choice is multiple
Open ended questions are multiple choice. Infinite choice is multiple
Dear Diary,
Today I resisted the urge, yet again, to publicly rant about the baffling wardrobe choices of small market weathermen and women I see come across on YouTube. Some battles are best fought in silence I suppose.
Today I resisted the urge, yet again, to publicly rant about the baffling wardrobe choices of small market weathermen and women I see come across on YouTube. Some battles are best fought in silence I suppose.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Dear Diary,
Today I resisted the urge, yet again, to publicly rant about the baffling wardrobe choices of small market weathermen and women I see come across on YouTube. Some battles are best fought in silence I suppose.
Today I resisted the urge, yet again, to publicly rant about the baffling wardrobe choices of small market weathermen and women I see come across on YouTube. Some battles are best fought in silence I suppose.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 24: Tampopo (1985)
A genre bending ramen western where a stoic hero aids a damsel in distress to perfect a bowl of ramen, interspersed with vignettes dropped in to explore different societal taboos around food. It explores appetite as the most basic and creative human drive
A genre bending ramen western where a stoic hero aids a damsel in distress to perfect a bowl of ramen, interspersed with vignettes dropped in to explore different societal taboos around food. It explores appetite as the most basic and creative human drive
Tampopo - Ramen Eating Instructions
YouTube video by Fairbank Otter
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 24: Tampopo (1985)
A genre bending ramen western where a stoic hero aids a damsel in distress to perfect a bowl of ramen, interspersed with vignettes dropped in to explore different societal taboos around food. It explores appetite as the most basic and creative human drive
A genre bending ramen western where a stoic hero aids a damsel in distress to perfect a bowl of ramen, interspersed with vignettes dropped in to explore different societal taboos around food. It explores appetite as the most basic and creative human drive
I'm less of a gold star gay and more of an honorable mention ribbon gay. Actually, my peak is probably participation trophy gay.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm less of a gold star gay and more of an honorable mention ribbon gay. Actually, my peak is probably participation trophy gay.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
Marcia
spending the next several hours blowing my neighbor's leaves back into their yard
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
spending the next several hours blowing my neighbor's leaves back into their yard
fuck your fucking friendly reminders
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
fuck your fucking friendly reminders
Are you, hey, do not look away from me when I'm speaking. Are you, what did I just say? Are you... are you riffing on me?
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Are you, hey, do not look away from me when I'm speaking. Are you, what did I just say? Are you... are you riffing on me?
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 23: 1985 Chicago Bears
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew - The Super Bowl Shuffle 1985
YouTube video by Dj.CLASSIKLRN THAMIXX
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 23: 1985 Chicago Bears
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu