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ThinlyVeiledPanda

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 21h

I do laugh when old people fall, though. But what did you expect with a conscience so small?

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 21h

Free coffee!? It was all worth it after all

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 21h

Phew, I was worried there for a second

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I’m beginning by to think I may have wasted my time and become another casualty of society

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a cowboy hat says you can do it in front of a crowd of people

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never understood why men call them hooters. Mine don’t hoot. I’ve had them my whole life and they’ve never made a sound.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

[copying your style]

Keep your friends’ clothes, and your enemy’s clothier

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Just made a lot of minestrone, a maxestrone in fact.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Someone’s told me to head North. What does that even mean.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody move I’m on a little repost spree.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Good thing Mark Ruffalo is the hulk.

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Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 11d

I have so many questions. Such as...why and how?

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 13d

I went to the no-tipping restaurant and all the waitstaff were cows

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · Apr 19

I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜

peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 3d

Being on a diet in autumn sucks because all I crave is a neverending bowl of mashed potatoes & gravy.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 1d

everyone says they love to travel, but most of them are pretty stressed out when they regain consciousness loaded into my trebuchet

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 1d

Overstimulated! At the grocery store!

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 3d

Getting fired from my mortician job because I made all the dead people look like glam rockers

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 6d

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3d

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

are cheese headaches a thing? i think i have a cheese headache.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

they should give grok the voice of Gronk

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 6d

The meanest trick the devil ever pulled was making Imodium packaging impossible to open

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