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alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 19h

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 21h

so here’s the thing, Bari, you’re running an organization full of weapons-grade gossips who hate you www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

Now in a position of power at the network, Ms. Weiss is the one concerned about leaks. She has complained that her comments at private CBS meetings keep turning up in media reports, asking if the company can identify the leakers, according to three people familiar with her remarks.

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 21h

via @wolfythewitch.bsky.social

a fake screenshot from hades shows a dialogue with jesus. he's holding a sheep and offering you one of three blessings: "three days, living water, communion bread"

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

The meme is a text exchange with one person saying"I saw this and it made me think of us"
There isn't a picture of an animated Sonic wedding scene"

The second person says "sigh"

First person "is that a dreamy sigh?"

Second person "you know it's not"

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 3d

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

"good" cholesterol? "bad" cholesterol? whatever - i'm not into binaries

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Day 59 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

A meme portraying Andrew Cuomo as Garfield and Zohran Mamdani as Heathcliff and their respective worldviews, there is a tiny picture of pundit Jennifer Rubin who once responded to a picture Andrew Cuomo posted by saying “the girls are eating their spaghetti and meatballs”

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

spending enrichment time outside of its enclosure

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

when your blood gets to go through a little maze

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

bosch: listening to music on a record player... now that's the real deal. none of that digital stuff for me
1980s cop: i would like a new partner

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

bosch: i don't use a smartphone - i guess you could say i'm kinda old school
1980s cop: what's a smartphone

Vulture @vulture.com · 4d

MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.

They’re Young Sheldon–ing Bosch

MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.

www.vulture.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Belt Looks Weird On Child

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

they tamking my blood #nomoreblood #bloodgorne

an arm holding a purple squeeze ball. there is a plastic tube full of blood alongside it, but the needle/insertion point are thankfully not visible

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 3d

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

Q: And are you married?
A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 3d

not now, kitten. daddy ate an egg that fell on the ground and a street-smart white blood cell and a by-the-book cold pill are currently fighting a virus voiced by laurence fishburne inside his body

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 3d

oh interesting - i assumed *someone* got value out of it, but for me it just seems to pick my laptop at odd times when i'm trying to listen to headphones

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 3d

under-babied

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 4d

i wanted to dump spotify and was expecting a downgrade, but i'm happy so far
- the "now playing" screen is nice
- it doesn't get confused when i run it on multiple devices
- catalog has a very high overlap with spotify, i haven't noticed anything missing yet

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 4d

dear lord please send more spam calls to my enemies. make their phones buzz as locusts, this i ask of you

mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 4d

finally cancelled spotify and moved to tidal. much easier than i expected

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 5d

bayonetta saying "I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING GOING TO GET ME INTO HEAVEN"

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 5d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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mandatory doug test @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 5d

trump turning at exactly the right moment to enter Witch Time

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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