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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf

@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social

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High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast. Toronto bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabk5he6rx6e

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · Jun 20

A screenshot of @bbkittyfck saying I am, and I quote: “cool AF”.

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 1h

got chased by a skeleton and when they caught me all they did was give me a kiss and a hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2h

I've got a bottle, but haven't had any in an age. I'll have to try it again.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 4h

was gonna post about prisons in the Persian gulf but realized i don’t have enough Bahrain cells . folks,,

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, Qatar some slack! It's tough to make Persian Gulf jokes!

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 4h

pickle ball sounds like an 18th century std

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Bridget Epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 4h

$20b for higher ceilings in the White House just so the KKK can wear their silly hats indoors

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 23h

Tal's a great name! My mind immediately went here:

youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U?...

Tal Bachman - She's So High (Official Video)

YouTube video by TalBachmanVEVO

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 2d

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I think of the great philosophers of history. Plato. Aristotle. Socrates. I wonder if they had lived today and had access to little Caesar’s would they roll a whole pizza up and eat it alone like a burrito? Would that change their ideas on the meaning of life?

Much to consider.

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2d

Same. I was just like “why?”

The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2d

I have become something different to what I was.

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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 28d

when i get worked up about stuff thats outta my control i look down at the stick n poke knuck tats i gave myself that say ‘plan ahea’ and have to laugh

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

It will be an incredible challenge to have this many people wish for one dude's death on a daily basis ever again.

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

doing shots then rolling around

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2d

I get kicked out of my local bar every Friday night for doing that.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

Yawning! At the Punk Show

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The Spookiest Littlest Oaf @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 2d

I’m telling my mom that this guy got a Pepsi. 😡

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

my son is “flipping out” because he saw what looked like a breast on a piece of driftwood. i don’t know how to report this wood to the authorities. my son is only 30 years old