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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 2d

Christ these two

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frog and Toad went back to the river.

They looked for the button in the mud.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 2d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=grlk...

Theme from Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me

YouTube video by Angelo Badalamenti - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Jenna Laine @jennalaine.bsky.social · 2d

No one…absolutely no one:

Baker Mayfield on third down scrambles:

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 2d

i am watching cartel at this very moment

exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d

im listening to my old music and oh boy was i unwell

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Jul 26

When I was in high school there was a real annoying hardcore kid who came to all the local shows so my friend started a rumor that he supported the Iraq war.

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 2d

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie

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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3d

Wrecking up the udders of my Condiment Beast dispenser because my fish and chip customers deserve teats of malt vinegar AND tartar sauce.

Text from website for this product. Text reads in black on white background.

To refill, open the door to access the interior, remove the Udder Dispenser, refill and return to the hanging bracket. Udder Dispensers clean up with just soap and water and are dishwasher safe.

Any liquid condiments such as ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, ranch, mayonnaise, vinegar, chocolate syrup, etc. can be dispensed from the Condiment Cow.
Chunky condiments (relish, salsa, etc) do
NOT work well.

Last sentence was highlit in yellow.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d

can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 3d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 3d

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming

The Frog is owning the president.

www.theverge.com

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

there's something here

A normal-versus-normal matchup is what politics used to be — persuasion, messaging, negotiation, compromise. Behaving this way will lose against someone donning body armor while calling you an antifa domestic terrorist MS-13 gang member. And the guy in the body armor will always lose to the guy in the inflatable frog suit.

3x3 grid charting how aura farming, shitposting, and acting normal interact

Aura Farming Shitposting Acting Normal
Aura Farming Stronger aura farmer wins Shitposter wins Aura farmer wins
Shitposting Shitposter wins Society loses Acting normal wins
Acting Normal Aura farmer wins Acting normal wins We live in a society

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 3d

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 4d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 4d

see also: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The History of the Minnesota Vikings - YouTube

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benny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 4d

as always, jon understands and communicates my sports feelings better than i do

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride