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Colby (with a mustache)

@thecolbertson.bsky.social

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Go on without me, I’ll catch up in five minutes. A certified idiot. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ob6qrzad6m567hf63j3lqrwz/feed/aaaayyv6djtee

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · Jul 1

No, I don’t know when to quit, why do you ask?

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1m

People generally will show you how often and how much they really think of you. Believe them when they show you that.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 6h

in honor of spooky season i now will be ghosting everyone

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 2h

I attended a social event for work last night. I parallel parked and everything.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 6h

No pressure, but whenever you're ready, could you kindly go fuck yourself? Thanks in advance!

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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 2d

Me, an idiot:

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17h

It’s easier to love people on the internet because they’re not real.

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 21h

This tracks. You’ve been cleared.

Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 22h

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 22h

Honest work

A close up of Colby’s elbow and bicep with gym equipment in the background

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 23h

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Space is everywhere all around us all the time

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

no spoilers please on the world series or whatever it is. i haven’t seen the previous 100 seasons yet

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

You’re 900 away from glory

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 8d

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

Truly a marvel

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2d

What's the acceptable number of interactions before you dig through someone's media to see how hot they are? Is it zero? I need it to be zero

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

I’m quite possibly the silliest goose many of you have ever interacted with

Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

Words? Who’s that, and do they have a crush on me?

Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

Too late, I’ve been documenting everything you’ve said for the record

Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never had a thought in my life, why?

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

Being weird is my base form

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i’m sure Amazon controlling the internet is fine and will have nothing but positive outcomes for us all going forward

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 1d

[logging in] ah everything still sucks i see

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i can tell a lot about a person that's willing to date me. primarily that they make poor life choices

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jan 17

[talking about school]

7: and then he called the teacher a bad word

Me: oh yea?

7: yea

Me: well what letter did it start with?

7: bitch

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Colby (with a mustache) @thecolbertson.bsky.social · 1d

A meme that includes a silhouette of a man whose face has been replaced with the words “A horrified expression”