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Colby (with a mustache)
@thecolbertson.bsky.social
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Go on without me, I’ll catch up in five minutes. A certified idiot. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ob6qrzad6m567hf63j3lqrwz/feed/aaaayyv6djtee
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No, I don’t know when to quit, why do you ask?
People generally will show you how often and how much they really think of you. Believe them when they show you that.
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in honor of spooky season i now will be ghosting everyone
I attended a social event for work last night. I parallel parked and everything.
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No pressure, but whenever you're ready, could you kindly go fuck yourself? Thanks in advance!
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It’s easier to love people on the internet because they’re not real.
This tracks. You’ve been cleared.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Space is everywhere all around us all the time
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no spoilers please on the world series or whatever it is. i haven’t seen the previous 100 seasons yet
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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What's the acceptable number of interactions before you dig through someone's media to see how hot they are? Is it zero? I need it to be zero
I’m quite possibly the silliest goose many of you have ever interacted with
Words? Who’s that, and do they have a crush on me?
Too late, I’ve been documenting everything you’ve said for the record
I’ve never had a thought in my life, why?
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i’m sure Amazon controlling the internet is fine and will have nothing but positive outcomes for us all going forward
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[logging in] ah everything still sucks i see
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i can tell a lot about a person that's willing to date me. primarily that they make poor life choices
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[talking about school]

7: and then he called the teacher a bad word

Me: oh yea?

7: yea

Me: well what letter did it start with?

7: bitch