"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

“It’s always in the darkest chapters when the brightest lights emerge.”

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

I think we under-estimate how many people are miserable because they have no enthusiasms, no hobbies, because they gave up reading and quit learning when school ended. It's shocking how much studying a beloved subject elevates your mood. It will transform your life.

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Hmm... I've been debating about watching this one, but this seals the deal

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

just finishing up peacemaker season 2 and i’m kind of ashamed to admit just how much i’ve been enjoying the james gunn DCU so far. this is genuinely the first time of my life i’ve been thoroughly pulled into super hero movies and TV, never thought it would happen to me

Ass Dracula

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high.

SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”.

Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers.

People need & deserve assistance

Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich

Be mad about that

And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore?

As Toni Morrison said, "the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work." But she also reminded us never to lose our capacity to be shocked.

Part of my conversation on @ayman.msnbc.com earlier today.

I think about this a lot.

Imagine if we did this but instead of paying people to racially profile and terrorize communities and grab mostly innocent people we did it for teachers

Congratulations! 🥳

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.

I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

But, wait a minute, I do like the sound of calling America, the "Asshole Nation."

It’s not that things get boring as you get older it’s just that porches get exciting

I’m still old enough to remember when if a movie was a hit, instead of immediately putting ten sequels into production they’d just make a weirdly great, highly anarchic animated series

GUY WHO DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE PEED: let me tell you my opinions on politics

i did not expect there to be so much rule 34 of Wii Fit Trainer on Bluesky