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@savageblondii.bsky.social

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my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa

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Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 6h

Asking everyone with over 10k followers to make an official statement about a random current event

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 4h

Remember when people used to add "-aholic" to everything. Chocaholic. Shopaholic. Now you just say they are locked in

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 4h

it is The Posting Hour, when the true posters rise from their moldering bogs

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 4h

It didn’t last long 🫶🏼

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

your honor, the vibes are suffering

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 8h

thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

ratio me please daddy

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5h

Thanksgiving Weekend at Bernie’s.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 5h

here to remind you:

you have value

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5h

Instead of taking away their licenses, we should probably take social media away from old people instead

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[ 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔥 ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 6h

every day i come on this app and embarrass myself. it’s not hard but it’s good, honest work.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 5h

perfect baby angel

canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 5h

Oh good!

canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 5h

currently ghosting everyone but my boyfriend thank yew

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · Jun 15

I'm gonna be so disappointed when this becomes my most liked and reposted skeet.

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 10h

In order for Hamburger to help me, it has to first learn how to help itself.

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h

FYI, I smell like your favorite cookies. It's a blessing and a curse.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

Me in my masculine energy: you can’t say anything that will hurt my feelings

Me in my feminine energy: you breathed wrong and now I’m crying

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

"John Wick: The Musical!"

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16h

I just wanna be a cat laying on a heater vent.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 8h

i don’t have any thoughts left in my brain

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Feb 27

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not tired, I’m just on low power mode

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

My body: we should get up and do something

My brain: we already are couchrotting so we are doing something

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11h

Starting a website to post pictures of my cat’s feet. Call it Onlybeans

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