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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO

@saintsluggo.bsky.social

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Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · Jul 5

Long story short? It’s time for me to change industries. The Feds and the state of Texas keep vaping and THC in absolute chaos. And so, I bend to the will of society. I’ll go where there’s less regulation, more stability. I’ll be a gunsmith. youtube.com/shorts/LZAvT...

Hi Internet, it’s me. Saint Sluggo.

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 9h

in all the discussion (and sometimes tokenizing) of Portland protests being a creative spectacle that neutralizes law enforcement, don’t overlook:

Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 11h

Members of the Unpresidented Brass Band were bull rushed & brutalized in the middle of playing "Ghostbusters." One was sent to the hospital and another tackled, arrested, and taken across state lines where she is still being detained.

Read more about Sunday's protest in Portland here:

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want to create shareholder value I want to Help Hamburger

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 7h

Other recipients of the Medal of Freedom include: Billy Graham, Dick Cheney, Strom Thurmond, Bill Cosby, Ted Kennedy, George W, and Rush Limbaugh.

Mediaite @mediaite.com · 7h

President Donald Trump praised slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk as a “true American hero” as he posthumously honored the Turning Point USA founder with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor.

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 6h

Oh no my house is haunted by a swoletergeist who just keeps pushing progressively heavier shit over and snickering at my skinny legs at 3am when I piss

PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

I build my own space station I can go live on for months at a time humanity doesn’t gain any knowledge from this they don’t gain from the ISS already, but I get to live in space part time.

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

You need somebody uncool to do it. I’ll do it.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 8h

This is real. Chicago today.

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

Because as much as they might deserve the exact same treatment, Harrison Ford or Humphrey Bogart is never going to be cool beating the piss out of a Nick Fuentes or Matt Forney.

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 7h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 7h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Reverend Jesus "Ł" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 9h

I would buy the rights to Planter's old discontinued cheese ball snacks, and sell them with the least amount of profit required to keep the proverbial gears lubed.

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Regulation Tyrannosaurus @vegetariantrex.bsky.social · 7h

Sucks for Timmy Rik or whatever, but Im built different.

*Wiggles to YMCA for like 75 minutes*

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

*cackling wildly to myself* this’ll show em… come to MY house… use MY shitter…

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h

this is also why i no longer have guests

a tweet of one of the weird blue check bot accounts saying “i always do this before guests arrive & it’s a still of the video posted where six rolls of toilet paper are in the toilet & a hand appears to be dabbing dollops of green paint on the rolls.

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

“The ex girlfriend of an antifa leader…” ok look I don’t like to dip into the “exes be crazy” meme but if it was one of the three who dyed her hair red you should hear me out on those, in particular.

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 15h

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 9h

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids

Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

abcnews.go.com

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John "At the Mountains of" Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 7h

voyeuristic christians know he’s watching and just jork it harder

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Insatiable Antifa Slut @insatiableone.bsky.social · Jul 27

I'll be your big titty goth girlfriend

Insatiable Antifa Slut @insatiableone.bsky.social · Oct 13

Happy holiday from your local big-titty goth girl!

Friday the 13th is a good day for Goddess worship 🖤🧡

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Standing offer to post hole once I reach $50 in tips, still at $23/50

NSFW Insatiable is wearing a black robe but her enormous tits are pulled out and she's holding them to hid her nipples

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · Aug 30

He got a neuralink and now he can’t stop screaming in the voice of a gibbon.

ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · Aug 30

another possibility is that Trump had some kind of procedure that’s difficult to hide.

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 7h

Monty Python’s The Killing Fields

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter's Clueless

PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 8h

God never intended you to view porn, god only intended you to interact with increasingly bizarre and complicated non consensual simulacra of Scarlett Johansson

shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 8h

"BAN PORN. BAN PORN. BAN PORN. GET IT OFFLINE, NOW!!!"

*five minutes later*

"oh SHIT sam altman made a spankulator take all our funding please"

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 8h

Having lived in a rural area semi-overrun by feral dogs for a year and knowing what happens when pigs go feral… I’m afraid this scenario ends in the aporkalypse.

Silly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social · 8h

I sometimes think about an alternate reality where pigs replaced dogs in human society.

PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 8h

Talking to my buddy’s widow:
It’s crazy how that shit that killed your husband couldn’t kill me. He even said it made me special when it happened. I wish he was as special as me too but he wasn’t. It’s too bad. Old what’s his name.

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 8h

I cannot believe that Trump just told a story about him bragging to charlie kirk that he was great at dodging that bullet RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIDOW lol

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 8h

Even two was rough, especially on console as good as it was conceptually. It was just a LOT to ask from a controller, not a game you could just play on the weekends in my experience, for example.

PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 8h

They’re also in many cases immune/resistant to snakebite and will kill venomous snakes just for annoying them.