mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

Too early in the morning for monster hunter wilds apologia

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

who's your favorite Jeffrey? 🖖🏼 mine's Shran

*Reading On the Fetish Character in Music* Nooooo king it's okay that classical composition got set aside in favour of catchier shorter songs because breakbeat artists in the future get to sample them!

Such a shame that Adorno died before he had the chance to hear Venetian Snares.

Society (1989) - 0:36:22
Dir. Brian Yuzna
Runtime 100 minutes
🚬 x 3, or one cigarette every 33.33 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/society/

you know what some of these fashy tech guys never had? a friend who was a chronic underachiever but was also really cool and funny and maybe a little mean. and it shows

The sherlock holmes of getting in troubles at work

faceball 2000, print ad screenshot & caption, game boy (1992) archive.org/details/vide...

Guy who fills in his voting paper with invisible ink.

happy Re-Animator day to all who celebrate

Work got me feeling a way lately

>looking for a new action game
>ask if the action game is meter management or cooldowns
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is meter management and what is cooldowns
>she laughs and says “it’s a good game sir”
>buy the game
>its cooldowns

snack attack...

Can’t believe that one Silent Hill Wiki Editor got a position as the Foreskin Czar in the Trump regime.

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

Why are all the bad things "here to stay" and all the things I love up for constant debate until they're eroded out of life altogether?

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

making you stand and wait while i look for a specific guy in the garden of earthly delights on my phone