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@reply.guyfieri.info

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fuck cops MINIONS DNI lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t. birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭ allan of the barbie bubble Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager @/teddydothroar on 🐣 @/teedy.txt on discord cap hill, sea by way of H-tine

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teedy @reply.guyfieri.info · 13h

rly disturbing

𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 1d

this woman has been appearing in a lot of peoples dreams recently. Beware

strange and off putting blonde woman in head to toe chanel drip

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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 1d

this woman has been appearing in a lot of peoples dreams recently. Beware

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cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.com · 13h

she was murdered. why does this article frame it like a suicide?

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 1d

Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.

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teedy @reply.guyfieri.info · 20h

and now you’re a molecular extremist 👆

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🇪🇨 Olga the Ghoulette 🇱🇧 @popeolga.meangirls.online · 1d

"affirm trans women at a molecular level"

I am a political and religious extremist

Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 1d

24 Oct 2025 -- Study finds that after 6 mos on HRT, 5k blood proteins of trans women closely aligns with those of cisgender women. Thank goodness; I was worried about that. Also signs estrogen therapy strengthens immune system & improves heart health. Go 'mones! @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Fascinating study highlights how hormones affirm trans women at a molecular level

A fascinating new study has highlighted how hormone replacement therapy biologically affirms trans women and can even improve heart health.

www.thepinknews.com

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 2d

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 23h

Where am I supposed to get my Whopper? Apartment 4B?

Michael McLean @mclean.bsky.social · 1d

A Burger King becomes 31 new homes in the Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago

Before-and-after collage of the same Chicago corner.
Top image, labeled “2021”: a low Burger King with drive-thru sits behind a wide asphalt parking lot; fall trees with sparse leaves and a tall residential tower are visible at left.
Bottom image, labeled “2025”: the site has a new four-story red-and-tan brick condominium building with black-framed windows and recessed balconies; cars line the curb and a few people stand near the entrance; the same tall tower appears at left in the distance.

https://chicagoyimby.com/2025/08/condominium-development-nears-completion-on-irving-park-road-in-lake-view.html

What the linked article says (quick take)
• The project is 3951 Wayne, a 31-unit condo building at 1323 W Irving Park Rd (Irving Park & Wayne) on the former Burger King site. A demo permit for the restaurant was issued Jan 2024; construction approvals followed about three months later, with foundation work starting the next summer; the building is nearing completion as of Aug 6, 2025.
• Homes are mainly 3- and 4-bedroom units averaging ~2,000 sq ft, each with private outdoor space; balconies include built-in grills. There’s a garage with 31 indoor spaces and a shared roof deck above it.
• Pricing noted on site begins in the upper $900k range, with larger units listed up to the high $1.3M range; several units are already under contract.
• Transit: within a block of CTA 22 and 80 buses; ~½ mile to Sheridan (Red Line) and Irving Park (Brown Line); 9/X9 buses stop at Ashland Ave a few blocks west.

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bree goose 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 23h

holy shit this is a bit of a trip down memory lane. scroll the timelines on this page. i love history

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

The White House Building

Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

www.whitehouse.gov

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may @maysuser.name · 23h

wait what do you mean the oval office isn't in the round part of the white house

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birthday τreez🦇🎂 @zoetreez.bsky.social · Nov 1

decided to drop dead 🧟‍♀️

Treez with their face painted in a pop art style zombie makeup/body paint. they have a striped long sleeve on and their green hair up in pigtails

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23h

This is not a drill. We have sideways ear.

Colin Danby @cdanby.bsky.social · 23h

We can help.

Max the dog, pensive. A fluffy white dog sitting up on the couch.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

WE MUST BAN SHORT FORM VIDEO TO HEAL SOCIETY

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 23h

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO SOON

sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 1d

WAKE UP BABE SAILING RELEASE DATE DROPPED

Sailing Launches on November 19th!

Sailing will launch on November 19th!

secure.runescape.com

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 23h

like someone read House of Leaves and thought "this should be the default human experience of reality"

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23h

it's spelled partisan.

we speak english in this country 🇺🇸

paul7593.bsky.social @paul7593.bsky.social · 23h

Nonsense. If any other president was doing this, you all would be praising the upgrade at no cost to the people, and yes republicans would be outraged. This is only an issue because of partizan politics.

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birthday τreez🦇🎂 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 11d

*pouty green haired stoner waits for you to give them snacks*

selfie of Treez, a green haired alt latina. they have green brows to match their hair and a septum tiring. their hand is place gently on their jawline. They’re looking into their camera with their low lidded gaze. behind them is a purple light and their plushies in their room

another similar selfie of Treez but this time they are squeezing their cheeks at their camera, making their lips look extra pouty. treez’s makeup features, red under eyes that are diffused into their blush, eyeliner and wispy lashes.

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Liz, a queen of sharks- unban Łink, ffs @thesharkqueen.com · 23h

NINETY-SIX!!! Please y’all, 4 more backers today would be the coolest thing ever!!!!! (so far)

Liz, a queen of sharks- unban Łink, ffs @thesharkqueen.com · 1d

we have 92 backers! Don't forget that with even $1 pledge, you get access to the gift link in the updates, an additional 5 stories with a beautiful cover painted by @valentinebarker.com

Liz, a queen of sharks- unban Łink, ffs @thesharkqueen.com · 1d

omg, we are 11 backers away from 100-- take advantage of all the goodies we're offering and pledge today-- and it will also make me squee if we hit 100.

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Mega Infinity on TOUR with Joker’s Republic and PWRUP now! @megainfinity.band · 1d

En route to the Fest. I forgive the beaver for our previous beef in which I hate his store for being too crowded because he kissed me on the hand

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 2d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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teedy @reply.guyfieri.info · 1d

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ɡwɛnəvɾ @wheneverends.bsky.social · 1d

this too is heartbreaking

a torn piece of a vinyl sticker of a cartoon goat lying on concrete

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teedy @reply.guyfieri.info · 1d

i love the part where the guy slides into a full legs out sit next to a column for no reason, just taking a lil break while the trains do normal train things

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

the power i have. it’s truly incredible

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