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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jun 2

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin.

ASH: where's professor oak

HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 48m

smart readers raelly

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 1d

follow @rem.bsjky.team for postes

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Oct 13

Goodnight to Martin Prince’s pansexual, polyamorous fantasy self-image only.

Martin Prince from the Simpsons’s dream image of himself. He’s big and muscular, in a basketball uniform and holding hands with both two cheerleaders, one masc and one femme.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Rogue Amendiares @queenoftheafter.life · 3d

Respectfully.. I love kissing girls.. but did you know I'm utterly insane? 🤔💅🏻

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weird doe 🦌🪽 @xyliafae.bsky.social · 4h

oh no! I sure hope no one chases me through the woods!

♱ #peryton ♱ #nsfw ♱ #petite ♱ #mythologicalcreature ♱ #small ♱

Xylia dressed as a Peryton, a mythological creature originating from Luis Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings. Characteristics of the Peryton are described as having a stag’s head, antlers and forelegs combined with a bird’s body, wings and hindquarters.
They are known for casting a human shadow, which changes to their own form after they kill a human. Once a peryton kills a human, its shadow becomes its own, its invulnerability is lost, and it can never kill again. Xylia is standing with her back facing the viewer, butt in view and one hand held up to her mouth.

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 13h

Walter white after getting admitted to the psych ward: I am the one in grippy socks

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 18h

walter white after getting trolled relentlessly on bluesky: i am the one who blocks

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 18h

whitney white after putting on a dress for the first time after her transition: i am the one who frocks

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Louise Ting @neuro-observant.bsky.social · 10h

Most autistic people I meet *like* being autistic. It’s core to who they are & comes with many strengths

What’s hard is surviving in a society that rarely accommodates, respects or tries to understand us

There’s a BIG difference between being autistic & being unsupported

Let’s not confuse the two

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2h

Bestie: the only malice I hold is against my dad and the government

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 1h

All hail our new god mayor overlord 😌💗

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 3h

i am the god-mayor of dinosaur, colorado

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

RIP Karl Marx you would have loved Dance Dance Revolution

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I've been to medical school

stacked cans of generic dr. pepper style drinks. they are named: Dr. Choice, Dr. Bold, Dr. Perfect, Dr. Bob, Dr. WOW, Real Dr., Dr. Thunder, Dr. Right, Dr. K, Dr. Shaw’s, Dr. A+, Dr. Stripes. Dr. Chill, Dr. Skipper, The DR., Dr. Tremor, Dr. Snap, dr. perky, dr. Shasta, Dr. Becker (like the tv show????), dr. spice, Dr. Fine Soda, Dr. Zevia, and Dr. Dynamite

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 3h

check thsi shit out

a tree with BRIGHT red leaves (and some orange). they are almost stop sign red at the very bottom of the tree and the right edge

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Sandy Pug Games @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 3h

Everybody's ready for justice. Just another mile to go.

Nemesis aura farms in this incredibly dramatic photograph. She's on the roof of a garage, her back to the camera. Her one leg stands on a small ledge closer to the viewer, and her other steps boldly into the world. She's wearing a loose blue shirt and baggy fabric pants she bought in Thailand one time. She actually still emails the guy who sold her the pants and often gets replacement pants when her old ones wear out but these are originals bby, she wore them to bathe elephants once. Anyway, her ass is incredible and her tits are huge and she is facing the golden glory of the blazing sunset in defiance of God and the world.

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J-sette Cuteum's, the Would-Be Villain @tinyscribej.bsky.social · 4h

Alright, got 3 friends locked in for being Pokemon in Z-A. Anyone else who wants to be named after a Pokemon in my playthrough, let me know here or on the old post. Can be specific or left to chance.

Picture mostly unrelated, I just think its cute. Done by @mattythemouse.bsky.social

Silly little J-immighoul struggles to carry a card of his namesake.

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Vote Angel 2028🏳️‍⚧️ 👉😎👉 @benotafraid.bsky.social · 4h

There really isnt much distance between being a transphobe and being a racist.

Being bigoted against one usually means being bigoted against the others as well.

รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 16h

a skull full of soup.

cinesthetic. @TheCinesth.... 13h
Teaser trailer for 'AMADEUS' starring Will Sharpe and Paul Bettany has been released.

Graham Linehan @Glinner 7h
How would you like to see Amadeus again, except this time Mozart is black?
Me neither! Yet here it is!

Clara @Americana Mama79 6h
That guy is black?

Graham Linehan @Glinner 6h
Apparently not but the point rrrremains!

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 5h

BG3 act 2 spoilers? So in act 2 you go to the last light inn and talk to Jahira. She says to go talk to the selunite priestess. But did you know that if you then ignore her and go kill the demi goddess girl, Jahira is the only non zombie at last light and doesn't seem to know everyone is dead lol

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 7h

If I start a battle with a stealth attack in BG3. Why when it rolls initiative do I lose my action? That happened PRIOR to initiative being rolled. Why do I get penalized for playing intelligently?

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 8h

interesting! I've never heard of this channel. Imma have to deep dive and check out their methods! Thanks

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h

Something that drives me insane is when Youtubers refer to pattern welded steel as "Damascus steel". You know what they used in Damascus tho?? Woots steel. Not pattern welding. And I know I know "it's marketing" Shut up, I'm autistic and it's incorrect and I'll never forgive them.

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h

Something that drives me insane is when Youtubers refer to pattern welded steel as "Damascus steel". You know what they used in Damascus tho?? Woots steel. Not pattern welding. And I know I know "it's marketing" Shut up, I'm autistic and it's incorrect and I'll never forgive them.

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h

I'm still saying, if the government is shut down anyway. States should stop paying taxes. We don't have to have a king. Just ignore him. And as states pick up more and more of their constituents needs, we won't even need the fed. Or independent states can refederate. But fuck this government man.

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Polly @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h

This story starts with illegal communism in the first paragraph, described as what the nation should be. Then they try to tie it back to the founding fathers somehow? The people who thought only landed white men deserved rights? and still had freaking slaves. Stop avoiding it and accept communism

The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 23h

Letter: How have we strayed so far from our Founders’ idea to provide “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” for every American?

Letter: Americans now live in a state of helplessness because of a few greedy men and women and a wanna-be king

Letter: How have we strayed so far from our Founders’ idea to provide “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” for every American?

www.sltrib.com

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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 11h

@josie.zone FUCKING WROTE A BOOK YALL. Like. not just a book. A BOUQUE

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