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Cinder (it/its)
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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

18+ Minors DNI
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Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Posting a banger on IG for the love of the game
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I would have so much fun flipping these upside down like a stuck turtle
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s cold and snowy out today, bestie is sound asleep, I get to enjoy my morning coffee in my living room in peace and quiet
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My aunt upon hearing wutang clan for the first time ever in her life in the year of our lord 2025:
Are these gentlemen…..uhm…..black?
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mom: well he spent his honeymoon sleeping in his mother in laws guest room with his dog
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thanksgiving update 5mg weed deep, 3 very generous glasses of red wine, and a cigarette I bummed from my cousin
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Bestie dressing like a non binary librarian for Thanksgiving at my parents house

Meanwhile I’m in sweatpants and a heavy metal tshirt
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watching bestie go sicko mode on a ripe mango for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tiny Desk is just millennial mtvs unplugged
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You think there’s like one snuffbait turkey girl furry out there with a Thanksgiving fantasy?
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Look if a swing wants to become a rocking chair I just think it should have to cut its strings off and get some rockers attached
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I'm coming out as chair-medicalist
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I summon Gayballs White Faggon
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Uhm excuse me it’s called Crazy Bread don’t you dare insult little Caesar’s like that
I can’t imagine crack even tastes good on pizza, I think that would be more of an ultimate breadstick situation
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Traveling back in time to strap a New England puritan into the clockwork orange chair and show him limp bizkit music videos
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Bestie: they need to making rocking beds, like rocking chairs but beds
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Thanksgiving is the one day a year Fisting fetishists can really show off their skills to the normies
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
These savages hovering like vultures by catering back peasants this is for crew
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Oh my god put out the catering already you fuckers
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
At a Walgreens at 3:30am and seeing a bunch of drunk white girls in a pack using their 1 combined brain cell to make it through this journey
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Happy blackout Wednesday to those who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Bottoms listing their kinks will just start throwing out Geneva Convention violations and hate crimes
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They need to reboot the Gantz anime
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bestie: d…do you need me to massage your butt again tonight 👉👈🥹 c…cause I can if you want me to w….whenever you want
Me in bed in a thong and bra: I have a knot in my buttcheek can you massage it out?

Bestie nose bleeding a little: I was born for this moment
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What yoga teaches you is there’s like 20 muscles that you never use in your entire life that are the root of all your problems but it’s ok because if you twist yourself up like a pretzel you can stretch them and fix everything
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM