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Cinder (it/its)

@dollcinder.bsky.social

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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting 18+ Minors DNI

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · Nov 14

Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1h

Bestie ordered an omelette and a plate of hash browns as big as her head

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2h

Taking bestie out for breakfast because she won’t stop talking about food

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2h

Bestie looking at the pizza place menu: what’s a beef roll?

Me: I think it’s an Italian beef eggroll

Bestie choking on saliva: OHOHIHOHOHOHOHHHOOOOHHH

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2h

Yall she literally just woke up

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2h

Sleepy bestie snuggles up to me: can we get pizza for dinner tonight?

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 16h

I fucking walked right into that one should have known better

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 16h

Me: why are you dressing like a Dickensian orphan now?

Bestie: it was the best of times it was the worst of times

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

IIRC there’s actually programs working on breeding them for domestication to save them from extinction

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

Raccoons appear to be doing this too!

Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

reading how foxes are self-selecting now, on an evolutionary basis, for "sociable with humans" and then seeing a flood of "this fox decided to be fwiends with me" videos and it's like foxes finally decided that that one particular group of wolves had the right idea when they decided to become dogs

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22h

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

You know an industry is cooked when it starts pivoting from how revolutionary it is to how you can use it for porn

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

I think you’ve accidentally described sex work and sugar babying

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

Reflections aren’t a problem until they are lol

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 23h

They’re still widely used in pro audio as antenna connectors with 50 ohm coax cable

And then sometimes when they shop workers suck you get them all mixed together and get to spend the day troubleshooting the most bullshit problems known to human kind

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

A man with an anti smoking patch on his bag plays virtual slot machines on his phone during his morning commute

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

I mean there so much fiber in it, so it’s probably more good for bottoms

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Idk it mostly depends on your genetics and junk, but I do cardio and hatha yoga fwiw

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

I was about to go out in a henley sweatpants and work boots and then realized I’d look like the most dirtbag lesbian on the planet

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Me every time working out and eating healthy delivered results:

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Lost 8lbs and my ass is way fatter can I get a big W in the chat

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Cinder why did you book three and a half straight weeks of work with no days off?

Well cinder you see it’s because we love money and hate ourselves

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

But if making it yourself is the issue my buddy does Factor meal delivery and he describes it as nutritionally complete slop that tastes just good enough because the only preparation step is reheating it

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

You can buy vegan boxed mac and pizza rolls at the store lmao

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Crock pot special

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

They already have that

Wet food: Mac and cheese
Pellet food: pizza rolls

Heloïse - Fallen Angel Arc @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one · 1d

Saw an advert for Dawg Food (Dog Food for Humans) and uh if this is real besties one my feed is fucking destroyed and two we gotta pack it up.

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