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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 13d

It's A Giant Shit Show, Charlie Brown!

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you !

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 23h

besides the obvious

youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?...

The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"

YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have any good Halloween Party playlist ideas?

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 3d

Obviously

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 3d

That didn't happen in The Hunger Games

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 3d

Kevin Bacon did a movie called Cop Car where two kids steal a cop car owned by him, a crooked cop, and they go on an adventure with it while he chases them.

Excellent movie, the spiritual successor to White Rapids. He is in his element when he's trying to kill kids in the wilderness.

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Sl(ash)er Boo 🔪🎃 @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

People always assume you're angry not hurt.

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 3d

😆

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 4d

we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help

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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 4d

*stares in 90s kid*

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 4d

This was a superpower.

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 3d

You shouldn't need a book to tell you it's wrong to diddle kids and murder each other

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7d

I can wish

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7d

my butt is full of secrets

that's why it's so big

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7d

anyone handing out ramen for Halloween?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 8d

Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 8d

The bread namers went ham on pumpernickel

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8d

When is bulk pickup day for trauma dumping?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7d

Son: i think im suffering from food poisoning

Me: you ate a vegetable, you’re not suffering from food poisoning

Son: oh i suffered

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 8d

amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7d

not impressed with jack o lantern carving skills unless you're using your teeth

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 15d

Playful self-deprecation is out of style — which is a shame, because I’m a fuckin’ idiot.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 13d

You say it’s inexplicable, but I’m nonetheless over here trying to explic.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 12d

Sports are the best way to have your day ruined by the inadequate athletic performance of strangers.

💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 7d

Take me to the pumpkin patch, skank.