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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓

@beaujohnson44.bsky.social

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Husband, father, writer, reader, booster, reviewer. Long live crime fiction! Long live the dark stuff! LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS drops 2/3/2025 https://www.bishopriderbooks.com/

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · Jun 16

Hey, it #MondayReads time! Think of it like a key party, but you know, with books! Repost this post and tell us what you want reposted. Me, I continue to do what I must. Come, join the resistance. See how me and my imaginary friends make them burn. #BookSky 📚🪓

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 8h

I’m hearing time and half is on the table! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 12h

Hey, here’s another book I liked. You might like it too. #BookSky
#TuesdaysRec

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 13h

Re: BRING HER BACK. Not bad, and I tried to suspend my writer mind, but certain behaviour left unquestioned by the brother/protective character did make me scratch my head. Besides that, yeah, I dug it. A little more comeuppance would have been nice, but hey, them’s the breaks.
7 mustaches outta 10.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 15h

I hope they become mainstream. I hope books like mine do too.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 17h

That too, yup.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 22h

Double-time with benefits!

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. Still, this is my favourite go to whenever a flat earther enters my orbit.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

You ain’t the only one. 🤪

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

On point, yup.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Ding-ding-ding, yup.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Next level stupidity from these guys. I mean, 5-D chess beats deep state waffles every time, right?
Signed, an empathetic Canadian.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, here’s another book I liked. You might like it too. #BookSky
#MondayRecs

www.amazon.ca/Incarnate-St...

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

I know, right?

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Small towns for the win!

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Maps! Can. You. Believe!

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Episodic novels and connected short stories should be far more popular than they are.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Pencils?! Heavens to murgatroyd!

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

I’d say grade 3 or 4, yes.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Indeed-indeed. I remember Nellie’s mother always listening in! Mrs. Olsen was a menace!

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Instant indeed

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Numbers AND letters. Props, m’man.

Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 1d

Finger memory for the win!