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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 20h

Everyone: "Every incoming phone call is robo spam, and every outgoing call is answered by a robot. I literally never use my phone as a telephone any more"

Silicon Valley investors: "What if we poured a trillion dollars into making EVERYTHING this insufferable?"

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 2d

a man is eating a can of soda .

ALT: a man is eating a can of soda .

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 3d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine a country so shitty a single pedophile can singlehandedly tell the entire military to eat shit and there's nothing to be done about it because the billionaire pedo class has Pinkertons that are better funded and above the law.

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 3d

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 5d

So glad I'm too old to care about dudes in gaming chairs whining into microphones and can just enjoy the dank memes.

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 5d

[golden girls theme]

Thank you for killing my dad

It's great to be here in Riyadh

You're check came through

I now love your holy jihad

And if you were a Saudi

And murdered everyone I knew

I would see the biggest check would be to me

and I'd spread my ass and say

thank you for killing my dad

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 5d

Evangelicals loathe Halloween and will never stop pretending that there's people giving away millions of dollars worth of drugs to children because they're stupid and are hoping to frighten other stupid people into being stupid about Halloween.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 5d

You can tell it’s October when ppl start spreading drug sadism myths about expensive drugs given for free to school-age children, since children usually have the means to purchase more drugs…

Anyways, we actually know pretty definitively that “fentanyl-laced marijuana” isn’t a thing & never will be

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The Dank Informer & @TheDankInformer
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Franklin County deputies seized 8 lbs of fentanyl-laced marijuana targeting kids

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 6d

Eat my shit and hair you crybaby nazi sissy bitch.

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 6d

It's true though, you retarded white trash bitch.

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 6d

Yes, you dumb white trash.

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 6d

What is Jodie Foster's opinion on Kanye?

I want to impress her.

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 7d

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 7d

Doctor says I've got a piece of polish sausage LODGED in the lining of my heart!

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 8d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 7d

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 8d

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 7d

They tried

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 10d

How do these right wing sissies keep finding the sissiest ways to hurt their own feelings?

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 10d

How do these right wing sissies keep finding the sissiest ways to hurt their own feelings?

Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10d

BREAKING:

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 10d

How do these right wing sissies keep finding the sissiest ways to hurt their own feelings?

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PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 10d

Everyone at ICE has no dick, and their feelings are on a hair trigger because they are dickless bitches.

Their final cries of "I was just following orders" will be beautiful music.

PumpkinSpiceRyan @pepperryan.bsky.social · 10d

"China is the world leader in developing high speed rail, renewable energy, etc."

Dumb American: "Yeah, but China censors speech and disappears people"

My brother in Christ, America no longer has a constitution AND disappears entire apartment buildings, and doesn't do ANY good stuff to balance it.

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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · Aug 28

you can debate what mistakes were made during the process, but the PROJECT of aggressive purges to eliminate fascists from society has proven prescient and correct

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 28

Q: There are calls for the FBI to institute a new class of domestic terrorism that involves trans ideology. Is that something the administration would support?

LEAVITT: I would have to check with the appropriate people on that

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