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Mary Alien
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Retired librarian, crafter, glass-wearing reading geek. She/her, mostly ace.
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The Leverage actors getting on social media to swear they were not in Paris is the content we deserve.
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
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If you're expecting trick or treaters, now's a good time to make sure you're stocked up on an allergy-friendly non-food treat.

Little flashlights are always our most popular item, but stickers and erasers do well too.

Watch out for choking hazards--even big kids can have little siblings.
I feel like I've seen three different advice column letters this month that are all "my partner thinks sugar is evil and wants to hand out carrots; I don't want our house egged; please advise."

Obvious answer I haven't seen yet: toys! Glow sticks! Flashlights! Stickers! Erasers!
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Take it from us -- an organization that closely studies all the horrific ways people can die from common household items -- have the jelly donut.
Full of saturated fats, sugars and carbohydrates it'll create visceral fat around your heart and your liver and end your life early.
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Me: alright! Let's get up and DO STUFF.
Body: BITCH YOU THOUGHT
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all these people protesting today in groups of a few dozen on the main streets of small towns in deep red Trump country - where they will absolutely take shit from their neighbors about it at church tomorrow or at work on Monday or next time they go to the grocery store - are braver than the Marines
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The public library is one of humanity's greatest inventions and I am convinced that frequenting them is good for the soul of a citizen. A public realm where goods are exchanged with no money trading hands is spiritually cleansing.
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Did you know that Girls Scouts can earn a Cadette Comic Artist Badge for creating their own comic? If your troop's looking for some assist, we're here for you: CAM offers private group workshops that can help creators of all skill levels reach their goal. More info at cartoonart.org/education-index
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I was more like 19 when it came out, and I'd already read the book several times. The movie still broke me.
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Sharks survived on a golf course for 17 years. What made them go away? | Since I just looked this up for other reasons, I’ll share my article from 2023 with you, the people
Sharks Lived on a Golf Course for 17 Years. Why Did They Leave?
And what likely did them in.
slate.com
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As I explained to k1: "we're trying to spot and escape lions except now we have no lions around"
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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MSNBC Live coverage: @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social interviewing a pink unicorn on live television is giving me life. #NoKings
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Lots of chatter about Pope Bob 86ing the Opus Dei, but not so much about the Anglican church schism that happened, like... yesterday.

A coalition of Anglican bishops from the global south has officially cut ties with the mother church after the election of the 1st female archbishop of Canterbury.
1. BEES (and wasps, hornets, etc.)
2. Snakes
3. I suddenly have to speak in front of an audience of unknown people
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Someone needs to write "Jane Ire" and include the line "Reader, I maimed him."
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So, I've been all hunkered down doing the final steps to get my book, Christophina's Wings, out the door and into the world. One of the steps is to put up the first chapter on my website for people to peruse and decide if they want more.

So here it is: sarashay.com/2025/02/23/c...
Christophina’s Wings – Sara Shay
sarashay.com
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I can beat the medievalists! In 61 CE, revolting British natives attacked the Roman colony of Camulodunum (Colchester). In 2015, in a domestic space, archs found the remains of a whole box of coriander as well as fenugreek, poppy seeds, cumin, & other Indian spices. Homesick Roman women made curry.
I'm pretty sure there were Indian spices in England before potatoes.
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
Daggerbound is on Edelweiss?! Sweet!
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the person who owns this house lives up the street from a friend of mine - terrific decorating
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As we discussed
the pandemic’s early days
a friend said
he misses when people
were baking sourdough,
and another friend said
she misses when people
could work from home,
and another friend said
they miss when people
were still trying
to take care of each other.