Paladin Kite
@paladinkite.bsky.social
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Photographer, Writer, Voice Actor/Game Player, just trying to keep the magic going. Let's tell stories. Thirty-something they/any 💜🏳️‍⚧️
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paladinkite.bsky.social
New pinned post!

Hi, I'm Kite! (They/It/She/Any)
I'm on Bluesky to hang out, and connect with people with similar interests. I'm a writer, photographer, LARPer, VA, and storyteller. I'll post some of my favorite stuff below, let me know if we share any 😊
Selfie photo of Kite, a person with blue hair and glasses, sunlit and looking into the camera with a neutral expression.
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paladinkite.bsky.social
Just printed this one off and can't wait to be slowly consumed by it!
backwardsttrpg.bsky.social
SPINE has been released on itch! You can download your PDF or a printable booklet today to start playing!

I'm keeping it FREE through the end of October.

backwards-tabletop.itch.io/spine
backwardsttrpg.bsky.social
SPINE is a solo tabletop RPG that looks like a book. It is your anchor to the fictional world, a prop, and a work of art — a keepsake — that you co-create, all in one.

In SPINE, you quite literally embody a researcher who is reading and marking up the physical book in front of you.
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2ndlevelbard.bsky.social
I've met people - smart people! - for whom *any* analysis of deeper meaning, looking at metaphors, parallels, symbolism, ruins their entertainment. They'll use that exact word: "That would ruin it for me."

I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.
nome.bsky.social
Or - let me make an effort to describe this in the least derogatory way possible:

There are folks for whom TV shows are fundamentally the same as a nice view from a scenic overlook.

"That's a pretty thing to look at." They don't need to be fascinated by the geology, or also be birdwatching, etc.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
paladinkite.bsky.social
Hear me out- we could get some people to carry you, in some kind of Mario Kart esque palanquin...
(I hope the surgery goes super smooth and also the recovery!)
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tablecatgames.com
Fine, I'll say it. The monsters in Monster Truckers are primarily inspired by the cereal mascot monsters and there is a reference to them in one of the included adventures.

Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸
paladinkite.bsky.social
Night, Moth! 🌒💜 You're the handsomest cryptid!
(no shade to the jersey devil or anything but..)
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gothhoblin.me
Monster Truckers by @tablecatgames.com is out now in digital!

This exciting TTRPG is really easy to learn and perfect for a fun Halloween game with friends, with players as classic monsters driving big rigs across a post apocalyptic wasteland 🧟‍♀️🚚

It also includes an adventure written by me! 💖🧛‍♀️
tablecatgames.com
Just in time for the spookiest of seasons comes an rpg that’s bursting with monsters! Monster Truckers is available in digital form. Experience the thrills and chills of unlife on the open road as a truck driving monster.

Links below!
Cover of Monster Truckers game on a faked out ipad. Featuring monsters and a semi truck.
paladinkite.bsky.social
Oh no! That sounds ill-advised! Anyone I know?? 👀 💜
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megglesart.bsky.social
Still have a ton of items im trying to get rid of. Im filling packages with freebies as well. Cleaning out back stock and spoiling everyone!
megglesart.bsky.social
I still have a ton of overstock of discontinued items that I need to be rid of!
These items will be 50% off and every order will come with freebies of other overstock items, including prints, stickers, Bgrade items, and more!
www.etsy.com/shop/Meggles...
paladinkite.bsky.social
Woah woah woah, is that OREN? 😲
paladinkite.bsky.social
"Excuse me, I didn't go to all the trouble of pulling out the record and putting it on the record player and listening to it to *not* feel a deep and aching sense of ennui!"
paladinkite.bsky.social
Ugh, his loss 🫂💜 hope something kickass happens to you soon instead
paladinkite.bsky.social
Oh, cool! I have seen those! TIL thank you 😊
paladinkite.bsky.social
a silly question: what's a style study?
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danshive.bsky.social
“I’m going to vote for politicians who make things worse for hypothetical people I don’t like and generally don’t even interact with outside of maybe arguing online.”

“Do those politicians fix any of your actual problems?”

“They tend to make those worse, actually, but I’m invested in my malice.”
paladinkite.bsky.social
If you get it please let me know how it is it looks ✨ amazing ✨
paladinkite.bsky.social
Oh that's SO COOL 😍💖💛💙
paladinkite.bsky.social
Your OCs are awesome and I love seeing them on my feed, lemme see that demon I just wanna talk 😤🤜🏼