Dan Shive
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Dance like no one's watching - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
I have seen the first season of Helluva Boss, and now I have to be totally normal about imps.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I have seen the first season of Helluva Boss, and now I have to be totally normal about imps.
I genuinely don’t think “arrow” when I see the Amazon logo.
I’m not even trying to make a joke. I just honestly see… Something else, and I think, is it me? Is everyone else seeing an arrow as I assume was intended? 😵💫
I’m not even trying to make a joke. I just honestly see… Something else, and I think, is it me? Is everyone else seeing an arrow as I assume was intended? 😵💫
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I genuinely don’t think “arrow” when I see the Amazon logo.
I’m not even trying to make a joke. I just honestly see… Something else, and I think, is it me? Is everyone else seeing an arrow as I assume was intended? 😵💫
I’m not even trying to make a joke. I just honestly see… Something else, and I think, is it me? Is everyone else seeing an arrow as I assume was intended? 😵💫
Turn based RPG video games in which there’s not much thought to what you do have a bit if engagement whiplash to them.
“🎶Listening to other stuff while I battle because it’s all the same 🎶 OH DIALOGUE what’s the haps”
“🎶Listening to other stuff while I battle because it’s all the same 🎶 OH DIALOGUE what’s the haps”
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Turn based RPG video games in which there’s not much thought to what you do have a bit if engagement whiplash to them.
“🎶Listening to other stuff while I battle because it’s all the same 🎶 OH DIALOGUE what’s the haps”
“🎶Listening to other stuff while I battle because it’s all the same 🎶 OH DIALOGUE what’s the haps”
I will never get tired of people cutting to “hey, you. You’re finally awake” in Skyrim after a player character is knocked out or killed in something else.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I will never get tired of people cutting to “hey, you. You’re finally awake” in Skyrim after a player character is knocked out or killed in something else.
Tophithopter deck
#MagicTheGathering
Deck list in first alt text, fourth image sideboard (relevant because of Learn mechanic).
#MagicTheGathering
Deck list in first alt text, fourth image sideboard (relevant because of Learn mechanic).
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tophithopter deck
#MagicTheGathering
Deck list in first alt text, fourth image sideboard (relevant because of Learn mechanic).
#MagicTheGathering
Deck list in first alt text, fourth image sideboard (relevant because of Learn mechanic).
I’m astonished I won this #MagicTheGathering game, but something I’ve learned is that this deck is relatively good at turnabout victories.
It’s funny that the ornithopter card was basically added as a joke, but turned out to be the missing ingredient 😂
It’s funny that the ornithopter card was basically added as a joke, but turned out to be the missing ingredient 😂
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m astonished I won this #MagicTheGathering game, but something I’ve learned is that this deck is relatively good at turnabout victories.
It’s funny that the ornithopter card was basically added as a joke, but turned out to be the missing ingredient 😂
It’s funny that the ornithopter card was basically added as a joke, but turned out to be the missing ingredient 😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I did not break into song when my opponent played overloaded Cyclonic Rift because I had Ashaya in play.
Can't bounce nonland permanents when they're all lands, actually. #MagicTheGathering www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxmZ...
Can't bounce nonland permanents when they're all lands, actually. #MagicTheGathering www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxmZ...
It's All Coming Back to Me Now (MTG Parody)
YouTube video by MTGRemy
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November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I did not break into song when my opponent played overloaded Cyclonic Rift because I had Ashaya in play.
Can't bounce nonland permanents when they're all lands, actually. #MagicTheGathering www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxmZ...
Can't bounce nonland permanents when they're all lands, actually. #MagicTheGathering www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxmZ...
It's been a while since I've had a proper two day weekend! I'm going to go so many places and do so many—What's that about snow?
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's been a while since I've had a proper two day weekend! I'm going to go so many places and do so many—What's that about snow?
I've learned not to rush uploading a comic immediately after getting it done.
One might say "but Dan, then you're DONE!" Thing is? I might not be. If there's anything to fix, it's easiest to miss right when you first think you're done.
If possible, put some time before that last quality check.
One might say "but Dan, then you're DONE!" Thing is? I might not be. If there's anything to fix, it's easiest to miss right when you first think you're done.
If possible, put some time before that last quality check.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I've learned not to rush uploading a comic immediately after getting it done.
One might say "but Dan, then you're DONE!" Thing is? I might not be. If there's anything to fix, it's easiest to miss right when you first think you're done.
If possible, put some time before that last quality check.
One might say "but Dan, then you're DONE!" Thing is? I might not be. If there's anything to fix, it's easiest to miss right when you first think you're done.
If possible, put some time before that last quality check.
The paradox of finding faster ways of doing things is you sometimes lose time experimenting while figuring out how to optimize them.
Lately, it's been paying off for me, but it hasn't always 😅
Lately, it's been paying off for me, but it hasn't always 😅
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The paradox of finding faster ways of doing things is you sometimes lose time experimenting while figuring out how to optimize them.
Lately, it's been paying off for me, but it hasn't always 😅
Lately, it's been paying off for me, but it hasn't always 😅
If someone declares something is “obvious” but can’t seem to back it up with any evidence, they might be talking out of a butt.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If someone declares something is “obvious” but can’t seem to back it up with any evidence, they might be talking out of a butt.
Eldrazi lose to Ornithopters.
#MagicTheGathering
#MagicTheGathering
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Eldrazi lose to Ornithopters.
#MagicTheGathering
#MagicTheGathering
“Our team of AI assistants—“ I’ma gonna stop you right there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Our team of AI assistants—“ I’ma gonna stop you right there.
Reposted by Dan Shive
Dance like no one's watching - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dance like no one's watching - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
Reposted by Dan Shive
🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dance like no one's watching - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dance like no one's watching - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
(Except they're definitely watching)
#egscomics #webcomics
Wait. Do most #MagicTheGathering players find it weird to be defeated by Birds of Paradise?
Because I do that a lot 😅
Because I do that a lot 😅
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wait. Do most #MagicTheGathering players find it weird to be defeated by Birds of Paradise?
Because I do that a lot 😅
Because I do that a lot 😅
I’m sure they had a plan, but whatever it was, it didn’t survive contact with a 16/16 Flying bird with trample, vigilance, and double strike. #MagicTheGathering
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m sure they had a plan, but whatever it was, it didn’t survive contact with a 16/16 Flying bird with trample, vigilance, and double strike. #MagicTheGathering
I wanted a fitting gif of Garou from One Punch Man to make a joke about gaining new skills for #magicthegathering decks by playing games and seeing relevant-to-my-deck cards I hadn't considered, but thanks to Season 3, well...
Look, he must have picked this skill up from SOMEWHERE! It still works!
Look, he must have picked this skill up from SOMEWHERE! It still works!
a man in a black suit is running through a field of grass .
ALT: a man in a black suit is running through a field of grass .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I wanted a fitting gif of Garou from One Punch Man to make a joke about gaining new skills for #magicthegathering decks by playing games and seeing relevant-to-my-deck cards I hadn't considered, but thanks to Season 3, well...
Look, he must have picked this skill up from SOMEWHERE! It still works!
Look, he must have picked this skill up from SOMEWHERE! It still works!
Reposted by Dan Shive
Looking like others - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Step one: Wear a hat."
"The person I want to look like doesn't wear hats."
"STEP ONE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"
#egscomics #webcomics
"Step one: Wear a hat."
"The person I want to look like doesn't wear hats."
"STEP ONE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"
#egscomics #webcomics
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Looking like others - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Step one: Wear a hat."
"The person I want to look like doesn't wear hats."
"STEP ONE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"
#egscomics #webcomics
"Step one: Wear a hat."
"The person I want to look like doesn't wear hats."
"STEP ONE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"
#egscomics #webcomics
(Has a deck modification idea to try out)
(Is being responsible by working on comics instead)
(Brain is vibrating)
(Is being responsible by working on comics instead)
(Brain is vibrating)
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
(Has a deck modification idea to try out)
(Is being responsible by working on comics instead)
(Brain is vibrating)
(Is being responsible by working on comics instead)
(Brain is vibrating)
I’ve leveled up my inking speed!
“By which you mean you learned how to use a tool to much more efficiently do what you were doing before.”
It’s still a level up! And I learned about it by random chance while trying to look up something else, so it’s also an s-rank gacha pull.
“By which you mean you learned how to use a tool to much more efficiently do what you were doing before.”
It’s still a level up! And I learned about it by random chance while trying to look up something else, so it’s also an s-rank gacha pull.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’ve leveled up my inking speed!
“By which you mean you learned how to use a tool to much more efficiently do what you were doing before.”
It’s still a level up! And I learned about it by random chance while trying to look up something else, so it’s also an s-rank gacha pull.
“By which you mean you learned how to use a tool to much more efficiently do what you were doing before.”
It’s still a level up! And I learned about it by random chance while trying to look up something else, so it’s also an s-rank gacha pull.