Dan Shive
@danshive.bsky.social
Shall we dance... Over there? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Where?" "There." "There?" "No, there." "Not there?" "Not there." "But there." "No, there-there." "Thank you, but I was feeling okay, actually."
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"Where?" "There." "There?" "No, there." "Not there?" "Not there." "But there." "No, there-there." "Thank you, but I was feeling okay, actually."
#egscomics #webcomics
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Shall we dance... Over there? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Where?" "There." "There?" "No, there." "Not there?" "Not there." "But there." "No, there-there." "Thank you, but I was feeling okay, actually."
#egscomics #webcomics
"Where?" "There." "There?" "No, there." "Not there?" "Not there." "But there." "No, there-there." "Thank you, but I was feeling okay, actually."
#egscomics #webcomics
Grace's blunder - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"You didn't do that on purpose, did you!"
"No, of course not! Had it been on purpose, it would have been preceded by award-winning drama!"
"That sounds like it would've taken a while."
"Exactly!"
"...Wait a minute..."
#egscomics #webcomics
"You didn't do that on purpose, did you!"
"No, of course not! Had it been on purpose, it would have been preceded by award-winning drama!"
"That sounds like it would've taken a while."
"Exactly!"
"...Wait a minute..."
#egscomics #webcomics
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Grace's blunder - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"You didn't do that on purpose, did you!"
"No, of course not! Had it been on purpose, it would have been preceded by award-winning drama!"
"That sounds like it would've taken a while."
"Exactly!"
"...Wait a minute..."
#egscomics #webcomics
"You didn't do that on purpose, did you!"
"No, of course not! Had it been on purpose, it would have been preceded by award-winning drama!"
"That sounds like it would've taken a while."
"Exactly!"
"...Wait a minute..."
#egscomics #webcomics
My juggler deck isn’t always a significant threat, but sometimes, it’s absurd.
#MagicTheGathering
#MagicTheGathering
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My juggler deck isn’t always a significant threat, but sometimes, it’s absurd.
#MagicTheGathering
#MagicTheGathering
A note for you, sir! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Those haven't been invented yet. Even if they had, by the time you receive this reply, and I receive yours, the timing of your joke will have collapsed."
"Well, you better go catch it!"
#egscomics #webcomics
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Those haven't been invented yet. Even if they had, by the time you receive this reply, and I receive yours, the timing of your joke will have collapsed."
"Well, you better go catch it!"
#egscomics #webcomics
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A note for you, sir! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Those haven't been invented yet. Even if they had, by the time you receive this reply, and I receive yours, the timing of your joke will have collapsed."
"Well, you better go catch it!"
#egscomics #webcomics
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Those haven't been invented yet. Even if they had, by the time you receive this reply, and I receive yours, the timing of your joke will have collapsed."
"Well, you better go catch it!"
#egscomics #webcomics
Are those anime wings?! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Anime wings?"
"You know, wings close to or on the hip area instead of the upper back."
"I don't think that specifically makes them anime wings. Besides, aren't they a little too high up?"
"Hmph."
#egscomics #webcomics
"Anime wings?"
"You know, wings close to or on the hip area instead of the upper back."
"I don't think that specifically makes them anime wings. Besides, aren't they a little too high up?"
"Hmph."
#egscomics #webcomics
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Are those anime wings?! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Anime wings?"
"You know, wings close to or on the hip area instead of the upper back."
"I don't think that specifically makes them anime wings. Besides, aren't they a little too high up?"
"Hmph."
#egscomics #webcomics
"Anime wings?"
"You know, wings close to or on the hip area instead of the upper back."
"I don't think that specifically makes them anime wings. Besides, aren't they a little too high up?"
"Hmph."
#egscomics #webcomics
How do I look? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Absolutely dreadful."
"DREADFUL?!"
"Wait, is that not a compliment? I meant it as a 'bad is good' sort of thing."
"Dreadful doesn't… I mean… I don't think…? Aw, heck. I don't know."
#egscomics #webcomics #comicsnotbicycles
"Absolutely dreadful."
"DREADFUL?!"
"Wait, is that not a compliment? I meant it as a 'bad is good' sort of thing."
"Dreadful doesn't… I mean… I don't think…? Aw, heck. I don't know."
#egscomics #webcomics #comicsnotbicycles
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How do I look? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"Absolutely dreadful."
"DREADFUL?!"
"Wait, is that not a compliment? I meant it as a 'bad is good' sort of thing."
"Dreadful doesn't… I mean… I don't think…? Aw, heck. I don't know."
#egscomics #webcomics #comicsnotbicycles
"Absolutely dreadful."
"DREADFUL?!"
"Wait, is that not a compliment? I meant it as a 'bad is good' sort of thing."
"Dreadful doesn't… I mean… I don't think…? Aw, heck. I don't know."
#egscomics #webcomics #comicsnotbicycles
A pointy thing to point out - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"What pointy thing?"
"Your hair!"
"Most of us have pointy hair. We're all quite dangerous to pat on the head."
And then they were all sad about that.
#egscomcis #webcomics
"What pointy thing?"
"Your hair!"
"Most of us have pointy hair. We're all quite dangerous to pat on the head."
And then they were all sad about that.
#egscomcis #webcomics
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A pointy thing to point out - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"What pointy thing?"
"Your hair!"
"Most of us have pointy hair. We're all quite dangerous to pat on the head."
And then they were all sad about that.
#egscomcis #webcomics
"What pointy thing?"
"Your hair!"
"Most of us have pointy hair. We're all quite dangerous to pat on the head."
And then they were all sad about that.
#egscomcis #webcomics
A Modest Princess - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
Obviously, this is in reference to matters of personal assessment and humility. It could not possibly be in reference to anything else whatsoever.
#egscomics #webcomics
Obviously, this is in reference to matters of personal assessment and humility. It could not possibly be in reference to anything else whatsoever.
#egscomics #webcomics
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A Modest Princess - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
Obviously, this is in reference to matters of personal assessment and humility. It could not possibly be in reference to anything else whatsoever.
#egscomics #webcomics
Obviously, this is in reference to matters of personal assessment and humility. It could not possibly be in reference to anything else whatsoever.
#egscomics #webcomics
So about FV5... - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"FV5? What's FV5? I've never heard of FV5! Is that a type of car? I'm not into cars, myself. More of a bicycle person, myself, and I'm willing to prove it by going out right now to buy a bicycle!"
#egscomics #bicycle
"FV5? What's FV5? I've never heard of FV5! Is that a type of car? I'm not into cars, myself. More of a bicycle person, myself, and I'm willing to prove it by going out right now to buy a bicycle!"
#egscomics #bicycle
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So about FV5... - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"FV5? What's FV5? I've never heard of FV5! Is that a type of car? I'm not into cars, myself. More of a bicycle person, myself, and I'm willing to prove it by going out right now to buy a bicycle!"
#egscomics #bicycle
"FV5? What's FV5? I've never heard of FV5! Is that a type of car? I'm not into cars, myself. More of a bicycle person, myself, and I'm willing to prove it by going out right now to buy a bicycle!"
#egscomics #bicycle
Transforming a prince - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
Part 1 of 57. Naturally, you don't just suddenly transform a prince. It takes at least 12 comics at a minimum, 30 comics to do it pretty well, 50 if you REALLY want to do it right, and 57 if you write like I do.
#egscomics #webcomics
Part 1 of 57. Naturally, you don't just suddenly transform a prince. It takes at least 12 comics at a minimum, 30 comics to do it pretty well, 50 if you REALLY want to do it right, and 57 if you write like I do.
#egscomics #webcomics
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Transforming a prince - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
Part 1 of 57. Naturally, you don't just suddenly transform a prince. It takes at least 12 comics at a minimum, 30 comics to do it pretty well, 50 if you REALLY want to do it right, and 57 if you write like I do.
#egscomics #webcomics
Part 1 of 57. Naturally, you don't just suddenly transform a prince. It takes at least 12 comics at a minimum, 30 comics to do it pretty well, 50 if you REALLY want to do it right, and 57 if you write like I do.
#egscomics #webcomics
More mildly suggestive #startreklowerdecks fan fiction. Naturally, T’Lyn is involved. #startrek.
Also on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/danshive/798...
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Also on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/danshive/798...
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October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
More mildly suggestive #startreklowerdecks fan fiction. Naturally, T’Lyn is involved. #startrek.
Also on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/danshive/798...
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Also on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/danshive/798...
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Hope did WHAT?! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"I uncovered the magic mirror! That's not so bad, right?"
"You got the wrong magic mirror! THIS mirror is a portal to a nightmare realm!"
"So THAT'S why Grace has been punching so many demons..."
#egscomics #webcomics
"I uncovered the magic mirror! That's not so bad, right?"
"You got the wrong magic mirror! THIS mirror is a portal to a nightmare realm!"
"So THAT'S why Grace has been punching so many demons..."
#egscomics #webcomics
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hope did WHAT?! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"I uncovered the magic mirror! That's not so bad, right?"
"You got the wrong magic mirror! THIS mirror is a portal to a nightmare realm!"
"So THAT'S why Grace has been punching so many demons..."
#egscomics #webcomics
"I uncovered the magic mirror! That's not so bad, right?"
"You got the wrong magic mirror! THIS mirror is a portal to a nightmare realm!"
"So THAT'S why Grace has been punching so many demons..."
#egscomics #webcomics
I didn’t know that Fortify Magicka went crazy-go-nuts when combined with Salmon Roe waterbreathing. #Skyrim
For 5 seconds is weird, and I assume it’s going to get worse with higher alchemy, so that’s a shame.
For 5 seconds is weird, and I assume it’s going to get worse with higher alchemy, so that’s a shame.
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I didn’t know that Fortify Magicka went crazy-go-nuts when combined with Salmon Roe waterbreathing. #Skyrim
For 5 seconds is weird, and I assume it’s going to get worse with higher alchemy, so that’s a shame.
For 5 seconds is weird, and I assume it’s going to get worse with higher alchemy, so that’s a shame.
HEY! Listen to this! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
If you want to lock on to an enemy, hit the Z-button! What do you mean there's no Z-button? There MUST be a Z-button! Why would there NOT be a Z-Button?!
#egscomics #webcomics
If you want to lock on to an enemy, hit the Z-button! What do you mean there's no Z-button? There MUST be a Z-button! Why would there NOT be a Z-Button?!
#egscomics #webcomics
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
HEY! Listen to this! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
If you want to lock on to an enemy, hit the Z-button! What do you mean there's no Z-button? There MUST be a Z-button! Why would there NOT be a Z-Button?!
#egscomics #webcomics
If you want to lock on to an enemy, hit the Z-button! What do you mean there's no Z-button? There MUST be a Z-button! Why would there NOT be a Z-Button?!
#egscomics #webcomics
We could do that, right? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
An incredible twist that no one could possibly see coming because I am the master of pretzel-based writing.
In that there are incredible twists, and not in that it's incomprehensible.
Can one really know a pretzel?
#egscomics #webcomics
An incredible twist that no one could possibly see coming because I am the master of pretzel-based writing.
In that there are incredible twists, and not in that it's incomprehensible.
Can one really know a pretzel?
#egscomics #webcomics
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We could do that, right? - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
An incredible twist that no one could possibly see coming because I am the master of pretzel-based writing.
In that there are incredible twists, and not in that it's incomprehensible.
Can one really know a pretzel?
#egscomics #webcomics
An incredible twist that no one could possibly see coming because I am the master of pretzel-based writing.
In that there are incredible twists, and not in that it's incomprehensible.
Can one really know a pretzel?
#egscomics #webcomics
What we know, what we suspect - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"We know that Elliot has very few varieties of outfits. We suspect he'd have a lot more if he couldn't create outfits while transforming."
#egscomics #webcomics
"We know that Elliot has very few varieties of outfits. We suspect he'd have a lot more if he couldn't create outfits while transforming."
#egscomics #webcomics
October 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What we know, what we suspect - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"We know that Elliot has very few varieties of outfits. We suspect he'd have a lot more if he couldn't create outfits while transforming."
#egscomics #webcomics
"We know that Elliot has very few varieties of outfits. We suspect he'd have a lot more if he couldn't create outfits while transforming."
#egscomics #webcomics
Transformation Confirmed! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"No, seriously, what even is EGSNP?"
"EGS plus NewsPaper, because these comics are sized like those in newspapers."
"So it's NOT 'No Pickles'."
#egscomics #webcomics
"No, seriously, what even is EGSNP?"
"EGS plus NewsPaper, because these comics are sized like those in newspapers."
"So it's NOT 'No Pickles'."
#egscomics #webcomics
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Transformation Confirmed! - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"No, seriously, what even is EGSNP?"
"EGS plus NewsPaper, because these comics are sized like those in newspapers."
"So it's NOT 'No Pickles'."
#egscomics #webcomics
"No, seriously, what even is EGSNP?"
"EGS plus NewsPaper, because these comics are sized like those in newspapers."
"So it's NOT 'No Pickles'."
#egscomics #webcomics
Let Them Fight - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Isn't that a Godzilla reference?"
"Maybe."
"And just who am I in this scenario?"
"Uh..."
"Because if it's not Godzilla, I'm going to be very upset."
#egscomics #webcomics
"Isn't that a Godzilla reference?"
"Maybe."
"And just who am I in this scenario?"
"Uh..."
"Because if it's not Godzilla, I'm going to be very upset."
#egscomics #webcomics
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Let Them Fight - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"Isn't that a Godzilla reference?"
"Maybe."
"And just who am I in this scenario?"
"Uh..."
"Because if it's not Godzilla, I'm going to be very upset."
#egscomics #webcomics
"Isn't that a Godzilla reference?"
"Maybe."
"And just who am I in this scenario?"
"Uh..."
"Because if it's not Godzilla, I'm going to be very upset."
#egscomics #webcomics
A choice to make - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
A choice like waffles or pancakes. Or pancake waffles. Or a muffin that's been put into a waffle press.
#egscomics #webcomics
A choice like waffles or pancakes. Or pancake waffles. Or a muffin that's been put into a waffle press.
#egscomics #webcomics
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A choice to make - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
A choice like waffles or pancakes. Or pancake waffles. Or a muffin that's been put into a waffle press.
#egscomics #webcomics
A choice like waffles or pancakes. Or pancake waffles. Or a muffin that's been put into a waffle press.
#egscomics #webcomics
But WHY bring her? - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
A rather rude question! But perhaps a fair one under the circumstances.
A rather rude question! But perhaps a fair one under the circumstances.
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
But WHY bring her? - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
A rather rude question! But perhaps a fair one under the circumstances.
A rather rude question! But perhaps a fair one under the circumstances.
The (Sort of) Brilliance of Prince Elliot - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
The important thing is his brain got where it needed to go without any serious collisions along the way.
#egscomics #webcomics
The important thing is his brain got where it needed to go without any serious collisions along the way.
#egscomics #webcomics
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The (Sort of) Brilliance of Prince Elliot - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
The important thing is his brain got where it needed to go without any serious collisions along the way.
#egscomics #webcomics
The important thing is his brain got where it needed to go without any serious collisions along the way.
#egscomics #webcomics
One might recall Tedd said "agents" before... - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
Actually, it really was just Bishop who showed up. She's so tall, you see, that she was mistaken for two agents, and—ACK I'M SORRY DON'T KICK ME WITH YOUR LONG LEGS
#egscomics #webcomics
Actually, it really was just Bishop who showed up. She's so tall, you see, that she was mistaken for two agents, and—ACK I'M SORRY DON'T KICK ME WITH YOUR LONG LEGS
#egscomics #webcomics
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One might recall Tedd said "agents" before... - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
Actually, it really was just Bishop who showed up. She's so tall, you see, that she was mistaken for two agents, and—ACK I'M SORRY DON'T KICK ME WITH YOUR LONG LEGS
#egscomics #webcomics
Actually, it really was just Bishop who showed up. She's so tall, you see, that she was mistaken for two agents, and—ACK I'M SORRY DON'T KICK ME WITH YOUR LONG LEGS
#egscomics #webcomics
I'm sure you're wondering... - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"...What we're going to do with all these watermelons!"
"Smash them open on the beach while blindfolded?"
"How did you know?!"
#egscomics #webcomics
"...What we're going to do with all these watermelons!"
"Smash them open on the beach while blindfolded?"
"How did you know?!"
#egscomics #webcomics
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm sure you're wondering... - www.egscomics.com/egsnp/cinder...
"...What we're going to do with all these watermelons!"
"Smash them open on the beach while blindfolded?"
"How did you know?!"
#egscomics #webcomics
"...What we're going to do with all these watermelons!"
"Smash them open on the beach while blindfolded?"
"How did you know?!"
#egscomics #webcomics
Must protect! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"You're aware she's probably stronger than you, right?"
"Actually, we're super unclear how strong she is. She could be anywhere from Tedd trying to move furniture to Grace lifting a car."
"Wait, whose car?"
#egscomics #webcomics
"You're aware she's probably stronger than you, right?"
"Actually, we're super unclear how strong she is. She could be anywhere from Tedd trying to move furniture to Grace lifting a car."
"Wait, whose car?"
#egscomics #webcomics
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Must protect! - www.egscomics.com/comic/falsek...
"You're aware she's probably stronger than you, right?"
"Actually, we're super unclear how strong she is. She could be anywhere from Tedd trying to move furniture to Grace lifting a car."
"Wait, whose car?"
#egscomics #webcomics
"You're aware she's probably stronger than you, right?"
"Actually, we're super unclear how strong she is. She could be anywhere from Tedd trying to move furniture to Grace lifting a car."
"Wait, whose car?"
#egscomics #webcomics