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NTPumpkins_Nate ๐ŸŽƒ
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Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @[email protected]
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"oh I wrote those comments a long time ago when I was in a different place" I'm thirty nine years old do you know what I call a sweater I got in 2021? "my new sweater."
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RIP William Hootkins

(The P stands for Porkins)
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This might be the greatest sports quote graphic of all time
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SCOOP from me:

I uncovered that the Interior Department just quietly defunded *two* multimillion dollar research programs studying how whales move and behave near U.S. wind farms actively being built.

Trump blames wind turbines for whale deaths, then cuts vital research on the topic. ๐Ÿงต
Trump claims โ€˜wind millsโ€™ kill whales but quietly torpedoes theโ€ฆ
The Interior Department defunds two vital research programs that track North Atlantic right whales near active offshore wind construction sites.
www.canarymedia.com
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What...

...and I say this with all sincerity...

...the fuck
Scrolling through the Major Events Timeline at the bottom of Trumpโ€™s attempt to justify his destruction of the East Wing.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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I don't trust linking directly to IG right now, but user name is here and in alt text

the video doesn't show enough to see what happens and if they have moved the man for some reason but not detained (still not their job, in my opinion), but soldiers carrying people around is definitely scary
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Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. ๐Ÿ’š
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"animal" "third rate intellect"

my dog is whistling
Trump on Jay Jones: "You mean the animal that wanted to kill somebody, who should not be allowed to be running for that office? He's a third-rate intellect."

Oh no, itโ€™s โ€œantithetical to his campaign promisesโ€?

Or is it exactly the same damn thing he did last time?

I know we all have to live in this country together, but sometimes there isnโ€™t enough โ€œfuck youโ€ in this whole wide world.
Many farmers support President Trump. But they have been crushed by the effects of his trade war with China.

Now, theyโ€™re bewildered by his decision to buy beef from Argentina to bring down prices, which they see as antithetical to his campaign promises.
Frustration grows over Trump bailout of Argentina
President Trumpโ€™s decision to bail out Argentina has sparked outrage among U.S. farmers struggling from the trade war with China.
www.washingtonpost.com
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Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years
The Washington Wizards will be NBA champions once every other team has been decimated by gambling scandals.
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Shams Charania reporting Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups was also arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
These are my perspiration trousers
Dave Martinez postgame presser-ass answer from Keefe.

โ€œThe boys didnโ€™t come ready to play. Whose fault is that? Damned if I know.โ€
Brian Keefe said the Wiz didn't play with enough force to start the game. I asked what led to that.

"Who knows? I don't know the answer to that. ... We made a mindset shift at the half and we saw what we're capable of doing but ... we gotta do that the whole game
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So far radio silence from @whitehousehistory.bsky.social on the destruction of the East Wing. Can't imagine its founder Jackie Kennedy would be too pleased.
Looking forward to Common Defense and the PSA guys pointing out that many veterans use anti-gay slurs on Reddit and itโ€™s wrong to single out Platner.
SCOOP: Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner apologized for homophobic language and antigay slurs he admitted to writing on Reddit in an interview with me this afternoon, after I confronted him on comments I discovered from as recently as 2021.

www.advocate.com/politics/gra...
Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner admits using โ€˜indefensibleโ€™ antigay slurs in unearthed Reddit posts
"Today I find that stuff abhorrent," Platner told The Advocate. "And I am sorry that I ever used it.โ€
www.advocate.com
Honestly should move the team back to Baltimore and start fresh
Having the best lottery odds and ending up with the 6th pick - a tradition unlike any other.
Iโ€™m not saying anyone should do it, but I would watch a documentary about this man being hunted through a dark forest entitled โ€œWeโ€™re Up All Night to Get Luckeyโ€.
oh of COURSE Palmer Luckey is desperately attempting to bring back the Eternally Moist Soul Patch
โ€˜zards pull to within 16
Back to back threes for Tre Johnson, assisted by Cam Whitmore.

That second play in particular was a really nice pass by Whitmore.
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Fuck marucci, all my homies hate marucci