Noah Cohan
@noahcohan.bsky.social
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Sports Studies Scholar. St. Louisan. Seattle ex-pat. "How the Helmet Conquered Football: The Story of an American Icon" coming 2027 from the Power Plays series at OU Press. https://noahcohan.com/
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Remember when this kind of thing would have been unthinkable? How many other unthinkable things will become the new norm.
UPDATE: Following the firing of the director of the student newspaper, Indiana University has now cut the print edition of the newspaper entirely.

www.idsnews.com/article/2025...
Indiana University cuts IDS print entirely, hours after firing student media director
By IDS staff
Oct 15, 2025 1:23 pm · Updated Oct 15, 2025 1:23 pm
   
IU previously directed the Indiana Daily Student to stop printing news coverage in our newspaper. Upon pushback, the university fully cut print, including our special editions. The IDS was not involved in the decision.

Media School Dean David Tolchinsky sent the order to IDS leadership in an email responding to its appeal that the school not censor the newspaper. And the dean attributed the decision to “the campus.” He has not yet responded to a message for clarification.
"The irony of all this, in this particular instance, is that we never needed random computer-generated trash to scavenge and build meaning out of. We already had Rays-Angels games to do that. Surviving that, finding meaning in it and sharing it with each other, is the whole point of baseball."
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My time travel novel in which Abraham Lincoln joins the Seattle Mariners bullpen and develops a deep friendship with a fellow middle reliever is called Lincoln and Bazardo
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I’m not trying to give @pbs.org ideas for raising money—but I am. I would buy women’s fit T-shirts of all my favorite childhood shows. Reading rainbow, 321 contact, square one, zoobiliee zoo. I feel like two generations will run to donate even more money for shirts with Levar Burton on them…
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Imagine if you did this in any other journalistic context

"Did the Tigers or Mariners Win Game 5? In Detroit, Depends on the Narrator."
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
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In the light of day, the insistence on taking millions of fans into the yawning abyss of hell that is a 15-inning game seems pretty difficult to justify. What were the Mariners thinking?
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames]
AMIN: oh god yes
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Dan Wilson: Checkers Grandmaster
If you're playing checkers when the other guy is playing chess you better be history's greatest goddamn checkers player
Brought to you by the IBM Selectric II Electric Typewriter!
I'm excited for a Toronto WNBA team, but I still can't get over this branding. Very regional bus company circa 1980. Travel from Toronto to Buffalo in style. Includes smoking “section” and more than one teenage runaway.
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The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
"No!" for a ball is hilarious
atta boy, Keith Gilbert's son
Seattle tourists' favorite bakery?
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how I’m trying to be, emotionally, about playoff baseball
Snow monkey looking relaxed but stoic in a hot spring
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My rage, in graphs: #wnba #nba

“The W.N.B.A. makes more money than the N.B.A. did at the same point in its history”
The W.N.B.A. makes more money than the N.B.A. did at the same point in its history
ANNUAL REVENUE
$500 million
Projected revenue the 2026 season
W.N.B.A/
400
N.B.A.
1982-83-season
300
1968-69
season
200/
100
< 2019 season
23
25
27
29
31
SEASON
33
35
37
Sources: Rodney Fort's Sports Business Data • Note:
N.B.A. revenue is in 2025 dollars. much.
÷96
Players get a tiny cut of the W.N.B.A.'s revenue, even as the league has grown significantly
ANNUAL REVENUE
How much money -
$300 million
the W.N.B.A. makes
Money the players would 250 mshare, if they were paid
like N.B.A. players
200 Möney that W.N.B.A. players actually make
150 mil.
100 mil.
50 mil.
2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025|
Sources: Bloomberg, Forbes, Sportico, Rodney Fort's
Sports Business Data
Some of this is educated
guesswork. The W.N.B.A. doesn't release official revenue data — What It Would Look Like to Pay W.N.B.A. Players What They Deserve
By David Berri
Graphics by Sara Chodosh
Mr. Berri is a professor at Southern Utah University who studies sports economics.
Oct. 3, 2025
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The 2025 W.N.B.A. season has set records for attendance, both in total and per game, even before the playoffs. More than three million fans have flocked to see stars like A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces and Alyssa Thomas of the Phoenix Mercury, whose
@ nytimes.com year.
•+95
What the top 10 W.N.B.A. players should have earned this year
Players were ranked by how much their box score statistics, like points and rebounds, affected wins.
1 mil. 2 mil. 3 mil. $4 mil
A'ja Wilson
Alyssa Thomas
eronica Burton
Chelsea Gray
Jackie Young
pheesa Collier
Aliyah Boston
Allisha Gray
irtney Williams
Skylar Diggins
Each player's current salary
Source: Original box score stats used in calculations from Basketball Reference
What about Caitlin Clark? She missed most of the season with a groin injury. But during her magical rookie season in 2024,
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Jorge Polanco. Julio Rodriguez. Build. The. Statues.
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Every playoff inning at Safeco in the last 20 years has been excruciating