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Miss Havishambles

@misshavishambles.bsky.social

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No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Aug 21

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1h

Hahahaha

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Fgs🤣

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Three kings tennis tournament starting 24th December.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h

Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h

Been calling it Tusk for six weeks

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

do you bite your tongue at me sir?

no! i bith my thung it hurths

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h

Every jackal has its day.

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Swoon

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Everything

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 15h

i just want a bodybuilder
to have their whey with me

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 18h

Dudley with his doppelganger

My big 10 month old tuxedo baby cat, Dudley lying on the floor with his arms spread out and looking up suddenly with wide eyes and massive pricked up ears like he just remembered he left the keys in the car or whatever. His back end is out of shot

A picture of Jiji the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service sitting in an upright position on yellow background with a very similar facial expression to Dudley

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

Also it won’t let me put three figures in

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 12h

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d

Edward swifferhands

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22h

No lie

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

FYI across the pond they call them Gen Zeders, no lie.

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eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 1d

have you considered not considering at all

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 3d

After saying “what” for the third time and still having no clue what they just said, is it okay to just crumple up in the fetal position until they go away?

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 4d

Yes I saved your post, when are we getting married?

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

when a frog speaks, they’re ribbiting words

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.

A black and white dog stares at the image of a flock of sheep on a computer monitor.

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