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Lumber Jackson
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Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math
Here’s the thing: If republicans wanted the government open, trump would use the bully pulpit to make it happen. They want this. Why?
Pulling a gun from his waistband like the thug he is
ICE targets community watchdog Santa Ana, California.
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Restoring the government to functionality is an internal matter for the U.S. But repairing the economy and re-engaging with other countries on trade and military alliances REQUIRES accountability.

There is no other way to convince foreign leaders that the U.S. is a serious and reliable partner.
When I was a kid in the 80s, it was AIDS. Parents used to have parties where they’d have a sick kid and all the healthy kids would come over to get infected. Everyone got AIDS once, and then for the rest of your life you were a beloved former member of the Lakers and sports commentator.
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“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
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Viperx83 obtaining a level of generousity I can only dream of achieving.
A Gordon Ramsay-style show where a dude makes architects cry about their bullshit flashing details and a spinoff where the same dude berates laborers about their half-assed execution and sequencing fuckups
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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You an Ionic guy? Doric? Little bit of column A, little bit of column B?
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
I FUCKING LOVE FROGURT (yogurt made with frog milk)
Lemme guess, Israel?
The New York Post claims to have been given a foreign intelligence service's documents on Zohran Mamdani and the worst accusations they could spin up from it is that Zohran is loosely affiliated with another American Muslim.
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The US rape kit processing backlog was estimated at nearly 400,000 in September of 2024. That’s 400,000 unsolved crimes - not civil infractions - where the evidence that could convict the perpetrator is available, but unchecked. If ICE wants to fight crime, get those agents a GED and a lab coat.
Had an epic first show with my new Korn tribute band, Pumpkin Seeds
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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A 16-year-old NYC student with LEGAL status, protected as "abused, abandoned, or neglected," was arrested by ICE at a routine check-in. When the Trump administration punishes kids with lawful status for following the rules, it turns justice into a farce.
16-Year-Old Bronx High Schooler Arrested by ICE at Check-In
The Ecuadorian teen was legally in the United States under a special status for at-risk juveniles, which under prior administrations shielded a young person from deportation until they could apply for...
www.thecity.nyc
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
me: you know how you can identify what some people’s ancestors were by their surnames? Like Smith, you come from a line of blacksmiths, Carpenter, your family were builders? What do you think your ancestors did?

my boss, Jeremy Bottom:
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who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
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Rule of Law Alert: Trump’s authority for country-specific tariffs comes from the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, which doesn’t mention tariffs—but does require a national emergency.

An ad showing that Reagan opposed tariffs surely is not a national emergency. (It may be a personal one)
Parts of the government are shut down. But Americans are still going to work and paying taxes, and for what? For shitty skeet’s from you? To get harassed or deported by ICE? To have their SNAP benefits yanked out from under them? Chuck, you are fucking useless old man. Put up or shut up.