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Lumber Jackson
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
The full extent of your legal options is shut the fuck up
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Most Americans have no idea about the sinking of the MS Estonia — a Tallinn-Stockholm ferry that sank in 1994.

852 people died — the Titanic of the Baltic Sea. People agonize over piecing together what happened still.

Using it for military exercises is a dance in a graveyard — a semi-sacred site.
German medias referring to Nato sources: russians have been using the wreck of ferry Estonia for underwater military exercises, precise location and acoustic monitoring sensors platform.

Estonia is protected gravesite prohibiting diving .. took advantage of undisturbed status.
yle.fi/a/74-20190148
Saksalaismediat: Venäjän epäillään käyttäneen Estonian hylkyä harjoituksiin ja vakoiluun
Rajavartiolaitos kertoi saksalaismedioille, ettei se kerro yksityiskohtia mahdollisista valvontatoimistaan.
yle.fi
Probably because his advisers know he’s pissed off a lot of right-coded weirdos who have, as we saw with the guy with the big head and small face, good aim.
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It's easy to be so distracted by all the things the President is doing, to miss one thing he's not doing:
Rallies.
After he first won election in 2016, he kept having rallies b/c he liked them so much. He did them all through his first term, even during COVID. (RIP Herman Cain.)

Why not?
Let’s pretend that someone did donate $130 million to pay the military. There are 1.3 million active-duty servicemembers. That’s $100 per troop. Not enough to cover groceries for a week, never mind the payment on a new F-150 Tremor pickup
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But Obama spent $376 million.

1. Bush requested the spending, not Obama.

2. Congress approved it.

3. The money was spent to upgrade the aging infrastructure in the 200-year-old building.

4. They didn’t tear down 1/3 of the White House.

5. They didn’t lie about it to the American people.
Unraveling claims about $376M White House renovation under Obama
While a large White House renovation project took place during Obama's presidency, some posts omitted key context or shared misleading claims.
www.snopes.com
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We choosing joy this friday in spite of the horrors
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i think what online needs is a new video of a nazi getting knocked out
hiding from ICE by pretending I’m one of their abandoned kids
lil babies sound EXACTLY like their commander in chief
The reason the stock market is up again is because wealthy traders are pricing in another interest rate cut, which is going to happen even though inflation is 50% higher than the Fed’s target, because US employment is in the early stages of shitting the bed.
“Waaaaa waaaaa they played a (chokes on tears and snot) popular song at me (almost throws up from crying so hard) lock them up mommy waaaaaa”
Love how the toughest military in the world is filled with the softest bitches ever squeezed into existence. “Snowflake” doesn’t begin to describe how delicate they are.
DC man who played Darth Vader theme at national guard troops sues over arrest

Sam O’Hara was arrested after a guard member allegedly complained about his blasting Star Wars song at troops

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DC man who played Darth Vader theme at national guard troops sues over arrest
Sam O’Hara was arrested after a guard member allegedly complained about his blasting Star Wars song at troops
www.theguardian.com
The only ticket I’m punching for cuomo is his death certificate.

(person punching tickets at Santa Maria del Fiore cathedral): Scuza. Youra ticket to climba the Duomo.
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it's open enrollment time. which for those outside of the US, you get to pick a health plan by guessing how many times you're going to hospital in 2026
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My latest — I wrote about Cuomo’s vile racist speed run in the final days of the mayoral campaign, with gross comments on a right wing radio show, an AI video best suited for 4chan, and his weaponization of white and Jewish grievance to beat the would-be first Muslim Mayor of NYC:
Cuomo goes full gutter racist down the stretch
A deranged AI video and radio comments aimed at Mamdani show his truest colors yet.
www.thehandbasket.co
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"we wasted $3 billion on a building for some reason and now we're going to make it our employees' problem"
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zuckerberg probably released this mod himself
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
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“Mexico will pay for the wall” walked so “private donors are paying for the ballroom” could run.
If your great-grandmother was American, there’s a 94% chance that she was professionally fingerblasted by a doctor
It’s important to give dementia patients something to focus on.
Any competent construction manager could do this with eyes closed. That it’s the main priority of a president who should have a gajillion things in his scope of responsibility tells you a lot about his limited intellectual capacity. His staff are keeping him occupied with craft projects.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
Add to the long list of things he’s said that absolutely didn’t happen.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
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