Sam Altman cannot fathom what it would be like to be a real boy
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sam Altman cannot fathom what it would be like to be a real boy
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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i think if you spend weeks away from your family telling a robot how to do your job only come out with this garbage you should be fed to grimace
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i think if you spend weeks away from your family telling a robot how to do your job only come out with this garbage you should be fed to grimace
In trump world, you can just show up to random places and insist that you work there now, and are in fact the boss. Then when a judge says, “the fuck you do,” you don’t just disappear into the woodwork out of embarrassment, you fake resign from the job you never had.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/12/...
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/12/...
Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba resigns as New Jersey U.S. attorney after disqualification
Alina Habba previously served as a defense lawyer for President Donald Trump, before being tapped to become the top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
www.cnbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In trump world, you can just show up to random places and insist that you work there now, and are in fact the boss. Then when a judge says, “the fuck you do,” you don’t just disappear into the woodwork out of embarrassment, you fake resign from the job you never had.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/12/...
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/12/...
When Cypher kills Switch
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
When Cypher kills Switch
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MAGATs hurting still accept lies coming out of the WH do so bc they cannot admit error.
"A majority of Rs say that tariffs help U.S. companies that manufacture goods (56%) & roughly half say they help the U.S. economy overall & job seekers (49% each.)"
🧾 is.gd/8aBibJ
Polls after the jump. ⬇️
MAGATs hurting still accept lies coming out of the WH do so bc they cannot admit error.
"A majority of Rs say that tariffs help U.S. companies that manufacture goods (56%) & roughly half say they help the U.S. economy overall & job seekers (49% each.)"
🧾 is.gd/8aBibJ
Polls after the jump. ⬇️
Majority of Americans say tariffs hurt their family's financial situation, are spending more on groceries and utilities: Poll
About 7 in 10 Americans are spending more on groceries compared to last year.
abcnews.go.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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MAGATs hurting still accept lies coming out of the WH do so bc they cannot admit error.
"A majority of Rs say that tariffs help U.S. companies that manufacture goods (56%) & roughly half say they help the U.S. economy overall & job seekers (49% each.)"
🧾 is.gd/8aBibJ
Polls after the jump. ⬇️
MAGATs hurting still accept lies coming out of the WH do so bc they cannot admit error.
"A majority of Rs say that tariffs help U.S. companies that manufacture goods (56%) & roughly half say they help the U.S. economy overall & job seekers (49% each.)"
🧾 is.gd/8aBibJ
Polls after the jump. ⬇️
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Style guide:
Alina Habba is not STEPPING DOWN.
She is ending her unlawful charade that she is US Attorney.
Alina Habba is not STEPPING DOWN.
She is ending her unlawful charade that she is US Attorney.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Style guide:
Alina Habba is not STEPPING DOWN.
She is ending her unlawful charade that she is US Attorney.
Alina Habba is not STEPPING DOWN.
She is ending her unlawful charade that she is US Attorney.
Da Bears? No. Just bears. I’m rooting for bears. Bears to win it all.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Da Bears? No. Just bears. I’m rooting for bears. Bears to win it all.
NO KIPPING!
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
NO KIPPING!
Turkey tetrazzini? Get out of here with that bullshit. This is ma’s tetrazzini. Fuckin’ valor-stealing turkey-ass bitch.
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Turkey tetrazzini? Get out of here with that bullshit. This is ma’s tetrazzini. Fuckin’ valor-stealing turkey-ass bitch.
Q-Tips are for losers. Give me an A-Tip.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Q-Tips are for losers. Give me an A-Tip.
Was there a friggin ammonia shortage I wasn’t aware of?
This Startup Makes Ammonia By Turning The Planet Into A Chemical Reactor
This Startup Makes Ammonia By Turning The Planet Into A Chemical Reactor
In this week’s edition of The Prototype, we look at a cleaner way to make ammonia, the brightest young scientists in North America, magnetically charging your care, and more.
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was there a friggin ammonia shortage I wasn’t aware of?
They’re gonna do to “autism” what they did to the r-word, and none of y’all are ready for it
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They’re gonna do to “autism” what they did to the r-word, and none of y’all are ready for it
The fed is that autistic co-worker who shows up to the weekly meeting even though it’s been canceled due to ongoing bug bombing of the building.
Not only is the fed going to meet this week and decide on rates in the absence of 2 months of data (that it will get next week), it’s also publishing a new round of forecasts. Many models use prior data as a significant input so that will be missing. It’s another reason imo to delay the meeting.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The fed is that autistic co-worker who shows up to the weekly meeting even though it’s been canceled due to ongoing bug bombing of the building.
trump’s plan to make communism great again at America’s expense is going great
.. a “remarkable figure, never before seen in recorded economic history ..”
@wsj.com 🇨🇳
www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
@wsj.com 🇨🇳
www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
trump’s plan to make communism great again at America’s expense is going great
It’s an action thriller called “The Nut Collector.” Beltway insider Olivia Nuzzi had a reputation for letting the craziest politicians … inside ‘er belt. After leaving it all behind, she’s called back for one more job: taking one more nut from one more nut to make the world totally nuts. Xmas ‘26
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s an action thriller called “The Nut Collector.” Beltway insider Olivia Nuzzi had a reputation for letting the craziest politicians … inside ‘er belt. After leaving it all behind, she’s called back for one more job: taking one more nut from one more nut to make the world totally nuts. Xmas ‘26
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
Whatever Simon & Schuster paid for American Canto is how much they’d have to pay me to read it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whatever Simon & Schuster paid for American Canto is how much they’d have to pay me to read it.
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The executive branch of the United States government is being bullied by a pop star who is three apples tall
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The executive branch of the United States government is being bullied by a pop star who is three apples tall
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Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
Nobody over the age of 150 dies of natural causes
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nobody over the age of 150 dies of natural causes
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“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
More than 40% of republicans think the George W Bush administration aided in 9/11, and then voted for him again three years later anyway
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
More than 40% of republicans think the George W Bush administration aided in 9/11, and then voted for him again three years later anyway
Not to toot my own horn, but today I was awarded the first ever Dairy Queen Blizzard Prize in Mathematics. I can’t even begin to describe what a surprise this is. My 11th-grade math teacher, whose class I failed, had a heart attack at the news!
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not to toot my own horn, but today I was awarded the first ever Dairy Queen Blizzard Prize in Mathematics. I can’t even begin to describe what a surprise this is. My 11th-grade math teacher, whose class I failed, had a heart attack at the news!