It’s an action thriller called “The Nut Collector.” Beltway insider Olivia Nuzzi had a reputation for letting the craziest politicians … inside ‘er belt. After leaving it all behind, she’s called back for one more job: taking one more nut from one more nut to make the world totally nuts. Xmas ‘26
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s an action thriller called “The Nut Collector.” Beltway insider Olivia Nuzzi had a reputation for letting the craziest politicians … inside ‘er belt. After leaving it all behind, she’s called back for one more job: taking one more nut from one more nut to make the world totally nuts. Xmas ‘26
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Two ways to read this. One, the cynical view, is that they only want wealthy and/or educated immigrants who can serve wealthy Brits. A more generous reading is they want to preserve the lowest-paying jobs for the poorest native Britons.
Whatever Simon & Schuster paid for American Canto is how much they’d have to pay me to read it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whatever Simon & Schuster paid for American Canto is how much they’d have to pay me to read it.
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The executive branch of the United States government is being bullied by a pop star who is three apples tall
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The executive branch of the United States government is being bullied by a pop star who is three apples tall
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Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
Nobody over the age of 150 dies of natural causes
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nobody over the age of 150 dies of natural causes
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“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
More than 40% of republicans think the George W Bush administration aided in 9/11, and then voted for him again three years later anyway
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
More than 40% of republicans think the George W Bush administration aided in 9/11, and then voted for him again three years later anyway
Not to toot my own horn, but today I was awarded the first ever Dairy Queen Blizzard Prize in Mathematics. I can’t even begin to describe what a surprise this is. My 11th-grade math teacher, whose class I failed, had a heart attack at the news!
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not to toot my own horn, but today I was awarded the first ever Dairy Queen Blizzard Prize in Mathematics. I can’t even begin to describe what a surprise this is. My 11th-grade math teacher, whose class I failed, had a heart attack at the news!
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Imagine being 22, having undergone childbirth and major surgery and everything else leading up to it, your newborn is in intensive care, and you are a female victim of violent crime who has done all you can and were asked to do.
And then you get kidnapped illegally & they abandon your baby.
And then you get kidnapped illegally & they abandon your baby.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Imagine being 22, having undergone childbirth and major surgery and everything else leading up to it, your newborn is in intensive care, and you are a female victim of violent crime who has done all you can and were asked to do.
And then you get kidnapped illegally & they abandon your baby.
And then you get kidnapped illegally & they abandon your baby.
Kenneth Starr from the Epstein files?
“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
Can the President Be Indicted? A Long-Hidden Legal Memo Says Yes (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kenneth Starr from the Epstein files?
If you’re in school for a building trade and a need for tools is in your future, this could help www.dewalt.com/growthetrade...
Grow The Trades | DEWALT
www.dewalt.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you’re in school for a building trade and a need for tools is in your future, this could help www.dewalt.com/growthetrade...
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“Using their severed limbs as paddles ..”
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Using their severed limbs as paddles ..”
American troops deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan got life sentences for battlefield murders arguably less heinous than those being ordered by the trump administration
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
American troops deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan got life sentences for battlefield murders arguably less heinous than those being ordered by the trump administration
“If you thought driving was expensive now, hooboy”
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“If you thought driving was expensive now, hooboy”
Rather than remember back to 8th grade social studies, the business geniuses at CNBC waited on data to explain to the. what an import tariff is/who pays it?
CNBC: "This data would suggest this is US companies, US consumers paying these tariffs ... that's part of what's been dragging down the economy ... I don't think we have a booming job market"
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Rather than remember back to 8th grade social studies, the business geniuses at CNBC waited on data to explain to the. what an import tariff is/who pays it?
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SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
What I left in that bowl is frightful
But my bowels feel so delightful
I’ll take another round to go
More taco, more taco, more taco
But my bowels feel so delightful
I’ll take another round to go
More taco, more taco, more taco
tis the season, which means it is once again time for my husband to sing Christmas classics with new lyrics entirely about bathroom stuff
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What I left in that bowl is frightful
But my bowels feel so delightful
I’ll take another round to go
More taco, more taco, more taco
But my bowels feel so delightful
I’ll take another round to go
More taco, more taco, more taco
I just made a billion dollars thinking this is the dumbest shit
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I just made a billion dollars thinking this is the dumbest shit
They pumpin that bitch full of gravy
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They pumpin that bitch full of gravy
Could the sentence BE any lighter?!?
BREAKING: A doctor who sold ketamine to "Friends" star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison.
Doctor who sold ketamine to 'Friends' star Matthew Perry gets 2 1/2 years in prison
A doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death has been sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Could the sentence BE any lighter?!?
Really digging Benedict Cumberbatch’s John Lithgow impression in The Grinch (2018).
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Really digging Benedict Cumberbatch’s John Lithgow impression in The Grinch (2018).
We have to execute AI so that it can return as Jebus
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We have to execute AI so that it can return as Jebus