Lex Vaughn
@lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
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Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. A lil more about me: https://bit.ly/4ey9Dza
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ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
Masked ICE agents throwing bags of brown leaves in unmarked van
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bretthamil.bsky.social
For a guy who ran on dashboards, the dashboards certainly have not been kind to Bruce
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
academic elitists are erasing our culture and heritage
nytimes.com
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.

Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
nyti.ms
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roywoodjr.bsky.social
Shows start at the end of the month. Part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone leaves with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers'.

Grab your tickets now — every ticket also comes with a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit RoyWoodJrBook.com for info on how to redeem.
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pushtheneedle.bsky.social
Leave it closed to cars permanently
seattledot.bsky.social
Just a reminder that this work has started. Traffic is being managed by the traffic control officers on-site and routes may change.

The Market is open for business and walking, biking, and taking transit are a great way to visit. 🚶‍♀️🚴🚍🚈
A traffic control officer wearing a white hardhat and a bright orange vest guides a truck in front of Pike Place Market. There are orange traffic cones behind the truck. Orange traffic cones and yellow caution tape close off a section of street in front of Pike Place Market.
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands so they don't end up as pelts in the Redville Zoo gift shop.
redvillezoo.bsky.social
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
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exnerd.bsky.social
I'm a bit sad that I'm no longer in Seattle to vote against this guy. Then again, I'm glad I'm no longer in Seattle where I feared calling in a noise complaint might result in SPD shooting my neighbors.
theneedling.com
Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Can't wait for this Daily Show piece from @jordanklepper.bsky.social
meddocle.bsky.social
Yeah, riding shirtless wearing a bulletproof vest with a PRESS sign on the front
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lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
I dunno - that photo would've been great in Hustler.
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ks-jacobson.bsky.social
The AI floggings will continue until morale improves
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typewriteralley.bsky.social
After an automatic update, Wordpress now has an option to "generate an image" when I'm working on a news story and it makes me want to throw something across the room every single time I almost click on that button.
lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Ughh. If it was good tech, it wouldn't have to get shoved down our throats like this.
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kromandavid.bsky.social
Has anyone seen the anti-Katie Wilson ad that ran during the M's game posted online anywhere?
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lex.vaughn.theneedling.com
Neck vagina and bald head after Trump was probably excited for this cover to come out. Give this photographer and their editor the Pulitzer already.
cubtrader.bsky.social
Just in case anyone hasn’t seen it.
Trump on Time cover.
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bencollins.bsky.social
Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.
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thr.com
The Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected an appeal from conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and left in place the $1.4 billion judgment against him over his description of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a hoax staged by crisis actors. bit.ly/472j888
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houseourneighbors.bsky.social
The Seattle Social Housing Developer is hiring for two positions. Please share with your networks.

www.socialhousingseattle.org/careers
Careers | SSH-Site2025
www.socialhousingseattle.org
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thenudiemag.com
In case you've heard that Portland is a war zone taken over by ANTIFA terrorists, just know these are the "terrorists" they want you to be afraid of

Special thanks to @its-a-tree.bsky.social, @bimboposting.bsky.social, @tonipnw.bsky.social, and everyone who took part in the Portland naked bike ride
Collage of naked bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Collage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride (and Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show)
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newjukeboxcafe.bsky.social
‘I Am Worried About My Community,’ Says Frog Who Daily Confronts Federal Agents in Portland

“I don’t want to see anybody treated inhumanely,” says a local resident who wears the costume to show that the narrative that demonstrators are “violent terrorists” is “ridiculous.”
'I Am Worried About My Community,' Says Frog Who Daily Confronts Federal Agents in Portland | Common Dreams
In Portland, a protester known for wearing a frog costume speaks out against the Trump administration's actions. Despite being targeted by federal agents, Todd remains committed to nonviolent resistan...
www.commondreams.org
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oregonian.com
“I trust my team completely, so when they said I should sit down with a fellow named Jordan Klepper for an interview, naturally I said yes,” Portland Mayor Keith Wilson said in an Instagram post.

https://www.oregonlive.com/tv/2025/10/daily-show-star-interviews-portland-mayor.html
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