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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦

@leggypain.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

In the 1980s there was this weird old guy with a long beard that drove a Datsun truck around town with "KILL YOUR TV" painted on the tailgate and I think about that guy a lot

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 7h

Now that Rush has a female drummer, there will be at least one woman in the building during their concerts.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h

If you’ve paid any attention to Trump, you can plainly see he’s terrified of dying. His death marks the obliteration of the only thing he’s ever thought about.

This sudden obsession with the afterlife sure is, uh, notable. Doubly so now that he thinks he’s bound for hell.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 9h

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 8h

Thanks T. Love ya 🥰

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 8h

This paper is weird. I might love it.

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 16h

A business casual Furry, a man carrying a hemorrhoid donut and a woman carrying an empty dog crate just boarded this city bus. If anyone speaks to me I'm gonna pretend to be mute because this MUST be a hidden camera show

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19h

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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Make It Home YGK @mihomeygk.bsky.social · 1d

🚒🚔🚑 Serious collision with rollover, 3300 block of Battersea road. Roadway closed, expect prolonged closure.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

turning point announces halftime show

[i think this is a picture of a show called Hee Haw where it was a bunch of hill billies making jokes]

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2d

anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 2d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

I thrifted a men's leather jacket and it has so many pocket that I was easily able to fit the entire contents of my purse in it. I'm so sick of the bullshit with women's clothing, menswear for life now bb

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

It's amazing what's left of my brain hasn't exploded

Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, is this the same Qatar that Pam Bondi was a lobbyist for? Cool cool cool

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure this Qatari Airforce base in Idaho is another perfectly cromulent deal

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 4

My aunts friend found the princess diana fanfic i wrote where she gets diarrhea

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I usually listen to podcasts on the balcony with my coffee until about 5, go to the gym, come back and shower, sketch or paint and then I'm rushing out the door before I know it lol

Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 2d

It's shocking how often I'm almost late for work at 9am for someone who is usually up between 2-3am each day

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 3d

As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.

fake film poster with a sunset and the portland frog protestor with words The Portland War, A Film by Ken Burns

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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 3d

GOOD. LET IT DIE.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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