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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 12h

saddam's hole but it's cheney's grave site, the rubble is labeled 'public toilet', the hole is filled with urine.

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 10h

it was, in fact, the video clip i was trying to find to post

Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 16h

As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 2d

everyone was worried about the Blue Jays, and not the Orange (Donald) J.!!!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

$5M in Shein stock is crazy. to put it in perspective, a child would have to work three billion hours in a Shein factory to earn a 1/10000th of this

WIRED headline reads: Trump's FBI pick Kash Patel Took Up to $5M in Stock from Chinese Ecommerce Giant Shein

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · Nov 22

dark at nine, feeling fine
dark at five, fuck my live

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 3d

so it's small enough you can still plausibly hide it from your family. i'd say that was smart except you still fell into the trap: you trusted toronto

MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 3d

so how much DID you bet on this game, anyway

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Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid @jparish.bsky.social · 4d

Ozyman, Ozyman
A monument fit for the garbage can
What were his deeds?
It's not important
Ozyman

Was he the best?
Well now he's a mess
Reminder that we all are worthless
Who gassed up this Ozyman?
Disgraceful man
Ozyman

'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 4d

[Ducktales theme]

Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5d

The name on the plinth is Ozymandias
Christopher Robin despaired with Alice
Two trunkless legs are all that stand
Except for a face and lots of sand
Says Alice

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d

“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d

“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”

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Steve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 5d

I was trying to figure out why David Ellison's face looked so familiar to me, and then I remembered...

Cover of "Q: Are We Not Men?" album by Devo

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 5d

Start posting about Mitsou or Roch Voisine next and let's get the Expos back

MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 5d

I guess he thinks Rustad is in even worse shape. But the Conservatives have a floor and the Greens are really going to pull votes off him. I feel like Horgan would have understood this.

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

look forward to the doordash receipt for $10 of bird seed and $500 of hard liquor

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

also i just noticed the song where bobby brown raps about the ghostbusters is on here, did tom have a stroke or something

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

#5 is the best janet jackson single from maybe the best janet album, and also forever your girl was one of the four or five tapes my parents kept in the car so i must also stand up for those singles (sadly unison by celine dion didn't come out until '90)

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

wait, hold on

MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

(green came out in late 88 but the single dropped in january)

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 7d

yeah it’s the Onion ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find a Mayor Who Isn’t A Piece of Shit, Huh?’ headline photoshopped to ‘De Blasio: Well, Well, Well, Not So East To Find Mayor De Blasio, Huh?’ and also the photo of De Blasio has been clumsily photoshopped to put him in Wally/Waldo’s outfit

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 6d

stealing another guy's finisher? not cool bats. kenny ought to come after you like KENTA

Kristi @booksandbodyslams.bsky.social · 6d

Batman.
One Wing Angel.

Kenny Omega is the GOAT.
The living legend.

#aewsky

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 7d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 7d

btw this is also the perfect time to get your kid really into the montreal canadiens. show him ivan demidov. buy him a copy of the hockey sweater. it'll be fun

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MikeSevigny @laparka.bsky.social · 7d

there's another baseball game in a couple hours and like forty nhl games, shut the fuck up and watch the sports

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 7d

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · Feb 1

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

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