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Kat

@kittywifclaws.bsky.social

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Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo) My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkhuxhf64tyszym24/feed/aaacunfc4wy2e

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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · Jun 29

I feed two cats in the morning. I feed two cats at night. I feed two cats in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I feed two cats in time of peace and two in times of war. I feed two cats and then I feed two cats. And then I feed them more.

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 18d

Allow yourself to celebrate even the smallest of victories in the face of adversity. Don't snuff out a light because it is not bright enough. Nurture it, and fight to make it grow until the shadows retreat. Even the greatest beacons may be lit with the smallest spark.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21d

You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · Jul 10

She’s got Betty Davis eyes but Ariana Grande eyebrows

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

Ew that itchiness from too many peoples eyes. I hope it calms down soon. I don’t ever want to get a much bigger following either. Small is feisty and not trying to make you a product.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

I sincerely needed that faith in humanity, thank you. 💜

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

You should be so proud I think I started stripping QP back around the election. What happened a couple weeks ago?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · May 21

I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · May 22

Her: Do that thing I like.

Me: *never contacts her again

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · May 21

Them...You're so calm. Me...I'm medicated.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · May 22

It's gotten to the point where my dog accepts my screaming as normal behavior.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

Aw no way. First time? After this long?

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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · May 22

best thing about being a woman is not having my balls on the outside because honestly, wtf you guys

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

Well if you’re going to make one make it interesting like that! I’m honestly surprised there’s real people still doing it.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 23

Once upon a time there were real people on the internet that would correct your posts grammar for free.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 20

Hoping your A1c is low, your good cholesterol is high and your doc is chill. And maybe a break from a less jumbled brain for a bit.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 20

Want to be looking at? The inside of my eyes. Looking at? Sidework layout job

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 20

It’s keeping me busy but it’s so peaceful! Missed you all too. How are you doing?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · May 20

"May your bloodline suffer wet socks for one millennium!"

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 20

Sorry I subjected you to a moderately bad post. I’ll do it again.

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Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social · May 9

Friendship is not like water
Do not use only when you're thirsty

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · May 20

God grant me the serenity to accept the things no one else will change

A picture of a toilet paper holder with an empty roll of toilet paper, and a new one nearby on a window sill. Not shown: photographer doing some deep breathing exercises.

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 20

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you just let me and not fire my ass🎶

Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · May 14

This is a pro anarchy and nap account.