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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻

@justabarnowl.bsky.social

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Surely there are tiny delicious birds *here* Actually Owltistic Hillbilly 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ Appalachian ☭ Purveyor of the finest weapons-grade spite on 🦋

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 17d

I call my cat “kiddo” sometimes. I know he’s not my kid, but I think it makes him feel more loved and softens the blow when I kick his ass at MarioKart

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Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 1h

Welcome new users coming from that Nazi shitheap known as X, the Everything App, formerly known as Twitter. It’s recommended that you quarantine for two weeks before talking politics. You’re encouraged to spend that time posting only about Alf the fuzzy alien’s cock (penis), as is Bsky tradition.

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1h

nothing hurts more than a jet2 holiday!

race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 1h

lowkey nothing hurts more than seeing all your paycheck go to a giant bill

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1h

okay wow stolen valor much???

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1h

i’ve been meaning to ask when yall got married b/c i wasn’t invited to the wedding???

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1h

i wish i was a girl so i could be gay for you

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1h

ohai

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 3h

“honkwop” also known as “italian clown”

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h

honkshoo implies the existence of honkbe honkdoo and honkwop

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4h

IDEA: a microwave that shows some goddam respect

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 3h

fuck, i’m afraid this one is actually a banger

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h

honkshoo implies the existence of honkbe honkdoo and honkwop

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 8h

are you unbanning link yet?

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 8h

i’m just a baby

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 9h

boobs

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 10h

actually that would be my breasts but i get how that could be confusing

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12h

I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 10h

…okay i’m in

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10h

computer, show me leading indicators of a recession / stock market implosion

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

OpenAI CEO announces they will soon allow verified adults to use ChatGPT to generate erotic content.

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h

Republicans are just pretending the 30-somethings in the racist Young Republicans group chat were in high school and college, marking the first time Republicans have wanted to move on when they think someone is a teen

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 13h

McCain being a war hero is racism.

He literally was committing a war crime when he was captured and til he died used slurs to refer to the Vietnamese people

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 13h

I think it's extremely funny the Mormons were so stupidly racist, that they thought that Aztec/Maya legends of The Feathered Serpent = White Mormon Jeebus

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14h

If I have to see another post on here claiming there used to be good republicans and they got replaced by the baddies I’m going to fucking scream. The Southern Strategy was in the 1960s. Lee Atwater was giving speeches to these “nice people” where he just shouted the n word in the 70s

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 14h

um sources? b/c my sources say all is well and… ah getting some updates now…

LuluLeninist @lululenin.bsky.social · 20h

Wait I’m now hearing that this is totally not chill and we are all so fucked.

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ZEDtheRED @zedthered.bsky.social · 23h

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

"spooky simchas" daniel s. @self.agency · 1d

i've said it 100x and i'll say it 100x more: every ounce of energy expended on trying to help the democratic party unfuck itself is energy better spent organizing in your local community to be resilient against fascism and climate collapse because the dems will always sabotage whatever you do.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 1d

🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

i just had the best caesar salad of my life and i am angry that it took this long

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

i’m so so sorry

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Will Caron @willcaron.bsky.social · 1d

They're building the Torment Sexus

404 Media @404media.co · 1d

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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