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JayMind

@jaymindx.bsky.social

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“Writer.” Professional cynic. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · Aug 24

My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 6h

A hookup, but it's just me wrapped in a blanket burrito on your couch, watching you play video games and yelling at you to make all the characters kiss each other

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 8h

She's a 10, but in order to DM her you have to send tiny handwritten scrolls on 3 homing pigeons and wait a fortnight for a reply✨

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 8h

Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry, tonight is hula hoop practice night.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 2d

I just wanna bash your head against a rock like an otter trying to open a clam.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 1d

I only like three things — so, my apologies if you’re not Franklin Roosevelt, Fleetwood Mac, or a quesadilla.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

not very many dicks in this dictionary

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

Subway: eat fresh (somewhere else)

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d

one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3d

My entire personality is a crudely woven tapestry of traumas and disorders

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · May 18

I love seeing a bio like, "I am the warrior you need to fear" or, "she was the storm that destroyed the calm of her enemies" and it's like ok whoa there Heather you live in a modest ranch style house in Grand Forks, ND and run an in-home daycare.