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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 2h

"What do you think of American liberalism?"

"I think it would be a good idea."

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 7h

Dogg is always out gettin' his leech on, can't hardly stop him

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 1d

Earth designed with gamers in mind

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · Dec 12

TIL Christopher Columbus didn’t think the world was round, he thought it was a ball with one part rising to Christian Heaven, “like a woman’s nipple”

www2.latech.edu/~bmagee/212/...

Columbus speculated that the earth had a bulge, having the form of a pear (de la forma de una pera) or of a ball with a bulge like a woman's nipple (una teta de muger alli puesta; Textos 215). The world's
"nipple (peçón) was in the East, where he thought he was, along the equator (215). Because of its height, it was the part of the world closest to heaven.

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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 1d

the far left : poverty is always bad and getting worse :: the far right : crime is always bad and getting worse

once you notice this you can't unsee it

and it makes it impossible to take credit for movement on either of these issues because what are you, insensitive to those suffering?

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

Except for musk oxen, which are a totally different species and actually more closely related to goats than cows.

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zoot car @bookhouse.bsky.social · 1d

Not joking, either

1968 - Vietnam (Chennault Affair)
1980 - Iran (hostage crisis resolved 20 minutes after Reagan inaugurated)
2016 - Russia (hacking)
2024 - Israel

zoot car @bookhouse.bsky.social · 1d

Resetting the "years since Republican party coordinates with foreign country to manufacture crisis for incumbent Democrat" sign to zero, for the fourth (?!) time

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

If he was no different from the others then why was he removed from his position as governor and sent back to Spain in chains to be jailed for his excessive brutality?

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...

Mr Burns using a scale model of Springfield to demonstrate his scheme to block out the sun

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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 1d

It genuinely is not actually hard to condemn the actions of the Israeli state without engaging in blatant, naked gutter antisemitism.

The issue isn't that this is some nuanced and complicated topic, the issue is that people want to do antisemitism because they have discovered bigotry feels good.

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

That reminds me of

Every German I’ve ever met has had a great sense of humour. One particular German, Frank, made the best unintentional joke I’ve ever heard.

I was telling him about how my parents had moved to Spain, and they had a problem with eagles stealing their chickens.

Me: “Yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains. They steal the chickens right out of the pen!”

Frank: “An eagle?! AN EAGLE DOES THIS?!”

Me: “Yes, they have eagles over there. Mad, isn’t it?”

Frank: “AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?!”

Me: “Errr, yeah. They’re predators, you know?”

Frank: “THEY ARE PREDATORS?!”

Me: “Yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and then fly off with them.”

Frank: “THEY FLY— Wait, hang on… Oh… I see. Err… In German, Igel is… errr…”

There was a long, long pause.

Frank: “AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!”

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Isak Glaser @isakglaser.bsky.social · 1d

There are like dozens of people here who think this guy is endorsing "blood and soil" rhetoric who are just too mad to read. Do you think he's endorsing the use of "untermenschen" too? Or making a rhetorical point in a way you've seen a thousand people make one before

Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 2d

This joke is funny because it's saying Israelis are fake, rootless people who steal all their culture, see? Not a real ethnicity whose material culture is rooted in their blood and soil. No, some kind of sub-people.

This meme was heavily pushed by an influencer who claims Israel killed Charlie Kirk

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

Do you not get that he's describing how Nazis think about Jews?

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't read the book, but this sounds like it's more about adapting Ashkenazi cuisine to locally-grown ingredients rather than learning Levantine cooking?

While it criticizes European foodways as unhealthy and irrational, few recipes in Meyer's cookbook are rooted in Middle Eastern cuisine; most are European dishes adapted to the contemporary conditions of Palestine. This includes modified versions of goulash, sauerkraut, and a full section on potato dishes, a staple in Eastern European Jewish cooking. She does, however, urge the homemaker to consider replacing potatoes, which were expensive in Palestine, with the more easily accessible rice or bulgur, and likewise substitute olive oil for butter.

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine invading an American city for fascism then getting recalled because the dear leader saw you on TV and thought you were too fat and unattractive.

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 2d

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards

An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

taskandpurpose.com

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

He chose Nazi phrasing because he's describing the Nazi viewpoint that he's saying the meme was made from.

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

These folks are always inclined to go for the shallowest possible reading anyway, & they especially can't resist when they see an opportunity to "prove" that Jews are the real Nazis. It's like catnip to them.

(Some fool replying to this as if I'd said that Israel isn't doing genocide in 3... 2...)

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 2d

the kind of attitude we need if we're going to fix this country

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 2d

God you gotta love Ulysses Grant

As for provisions, Grant remembered what he had learned after Van Dorn’s destruction of his supply base the previous December. This time he intended to cut loose from his base, travel light, and live off the country. Although civilians were going hungry in Mississippi, Grant was confident that his soldiers would not. A powerful army on the move could seize supplies that penniless women and children could not afford to buy. For the next two weeks the Yankee soldiers lived well on hams, poultry, vegetables, milk, and honey as they stripped bare the plantations in their path. Some of these midwestern farm boys proved to be expert foragers. When an irate planter rode up on a mile and complained to a division commander that plundering troops had robbed him of everything he owned, the general looked him in the eye and said “Well those men didn’t belong to my division at all, because if they were my men they wouldn’t have left you that mule”

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 1d

Do you not get that that whole paragraph is describing the Nazi viewpoint that he's saying the meme he's commenting on was made from?

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 2d

So you can recognize the phrase "blood and soil" as Nazism, but you don't recognize the entire rest of that paragraph as a description of the Nazi beliefs that he's saying this meme was made from? And so you think he's unironically talking up blood-and-soil as a good thing?

Bluesky is incredible.

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 2d

No you're thinking of linguine, linguistics is a Portuguese sausage made with garlic and paprika

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 2d

this explains a lot of the public dooming about Democrats imo, especially ones who are liberal darlings

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 2d

we're all very powerless right now and for some people having their cynicism proved right gives them the illusion of control

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 2d

if you watch these shorts you can see that tactical clothing and gear is essentially a guilty pleasure for men to have the same level of accessories as women

www.youtube.com/shorts/7x_qg...

Polish Army wz.93 Loadout 🇵🇱 #shorts

YouTube video by TrueMobster

www.youtube.com

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ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 2d

It's not so much that they demand to see boobs everywhere - they're ok with games that have few or no women in them at all. It's that they hate seeing women who don't look like sex objects.

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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.bsky.social · 3d

sick nasty

hell heah @kcls.org

hell yeah public libraries

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 3d

one of the things about the AI water issue that drives me batshit is the way in which it demonstrates people (many of whom are arguing they understand reasoning better than the other side) don't understand how argument flow works

⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 3d

andymasley.substack.com/p/the-ai-wat...

The AI water issue is fake

On the national, local, and personal level

andymasley.substack.com

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