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CHOAM Nomsky (frightening) @samthielman.com · 17h

the duality of man

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Monica V @classyearlgrey.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe that’s why this gem dropped.

PS no for me. I would say that everything was better before the Techbro oligarch era. It’s not the technology that’s the problem: it’s the bros.

Two posts describing a “unified theory of American reality” called “everyone is twelve now”, with examples of 12 year old thinking.

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rosasila.bsky.social @rosasila.bsky.social · 2d

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Une journée automnale

J.Brufal🖌

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 3d

The Pallas Cat Seer of Truths says, "No, it isn't Friday yet, sorry."

A huge fluff of a Pallas cat sits amid their grassy throne as if sprawled among cushions in the most exotic, smoke-filled tent in this magical bazaar, dispensing wisdoms deeper even than her fur. Paws tucked in, huge tail wrapped around her, a face caught in a thoughtful expression matching the visions in her mind; somebody, somewhere, is opening a tin of what they call Too Nar. You can recreate this at home by having your tabby cat knock the spider plant from the shelf and then sit in the wreckage.

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𝚂𝚎𝙻 ⚜️🪔 @sel.pooki.es · 3d

I like to spend my mornings playing in my zen garden (scooping my cat's litterbox)

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 5d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 5d

Me, a sailor in ancient times, sailing my boat into the rocks like an idiot: Uhh a lady made me do it. By singing. Usually I'm really good at this

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 6d

In 1521 the great artist Albrecht Dürer wasn't feeling so great, so he send a picture to hist physician with the text;
“Do wo der gelb fleck is und mit dem finger drawff dewt do is mir we” (Translation: There where the yellow spot is and the finger points, there it hurts me).

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Peter Rogers @hujhax.bsky.social · 6d

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 6d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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max 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 7d

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 7d

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 8d

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 8d

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LK @lkcreations.art · 9d

Daily sketch 🐈‍⬛️⛩️

#art #sketch #ink #artsky

Stairs passing under a torii. On top, a black cat outline.
Brushed ink on paper.

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Daddy Buddy @sirbuddydfw.bsky.social · 11d

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Emyriad @emyriad.bsky.social · 10d

These are up all over my city tonight <3

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Michael Van Vleet (he/him) @signalstation.bsky.social · 10d

The painting of me that I hide in the attic because it reflects my sins still looks fine. Looks just like me. Even though I ate both halves of that kitkat yesterday.

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Anna F. Walker @spyglassart.bsky.social · 12d

Excited to share this year’s book-themed Christmas card design as per now annual tradition.

Hope you like it!

Now to print the cards.

#art #books

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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 12d

!!!

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 13d

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 15d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 17d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21d

Sign reads “Large Print Audio Books” over book store shelf. Inset picture of Garrett Morris from Saturday Night Live cupping his hands and appearing to yell.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29d

My favorite description of English accents comes from John Le Carre (a pseudonym; he’s English, of course.)

“To an Osnard, Pendel’s origins were as unmistakable as his aspirations to escape them”

… like. To Americans, that sounds like a fantasy setting. Just bonkers.

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