honestly amazed at how much justice is being pursued here

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Since last fall, sheriffs in MA have been accused of misusing campaign funds (funneling cash to their personal business, one sheriff purchased a $700 course to start a podcast), drunken driving, and extorting a cannabis company, respectively. They have a $162M deficit on their $737.2M annual budget.

NHANES runs mobile clinics that travel the country measuring height, weight, & blood pressure while collecting blood and urine samples. These samples are our only national source for tracking everything from blood sugar to hormones, heavy metals, and more.

The entire operation has been eliminated.

i would mint a crypto coin called "if this beats Bitcoin in market cap then everyone is gay" and proceed to pump it with one hundred trillion dollars of capital investment

COLLINS: The Dept of Energy just canceled $1b for a hydrogen hub that covers Montana. Is that taking away good-paying jobs?

SHEEHY: Of course it is. We want govt to be open

C: But the Energy Secretary says he would've pulled that funding even if govt was open

S: ... Well, that's unfortunate

"capitalism breeds innovation"

m. night shyamalan's career was dead the whole time

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

“Australia's national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else.”

My favorite way to make myself depressed is Soviet time capsule messages

www.russiabeyond.com/history/3266...

As you can clearly see your honor they’ve combined peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich, an idea we came up with in 1998

why can't you read a book someone else has checked out of the library?

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it

I unironically love this shit, the process is very funny to me

“after months of extensive work we have removed one (1) character from your logo. that will be eleven million dollars please.”

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

just wipe it down with salt and oil and you should be fine; the stuff that would stick around after a normal soap rinse is oil-soluble, and the salt likewise helps pull anything water-soluble out of the stone.

counting the dead of the Vietnam War as "people killed by communism" is wild

get a mortar and pestle and never have this problem again

hell yeah