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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · Nov 11
A ROAST IN A BEEF

GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK

PUDDING TURKEY
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 1h
Yours, maybe.
“Our mum tries the D treatment”.
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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 49m
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to name the ITV regional transmitters before being allowed entry to the UK
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 52m
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 55m
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to join the PG Woodhouse Society before being allowed entry to the UK
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 11h
When Old Oak Common station opens to Elizabeth line services in a few years time, it could have included an option to extend the Elizabeth line up towards Watford Junction.

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The Elizabeth line that never was: The Watford Junction extension from Old Oak Common
When Old Oak Common station opens to Elizabeth line services in a few years time, it could have included an option to extend the Elizabeth line up towards Watford Junction.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 45m
you go bab
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 2h
It’s not the photographer’s fault if your neck looks like a vulva while you’re being triumphant about a fake ceasefire
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 39m
Happy Battle of Hastings anniversary.
Harold Godwinson now with the angles.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 38m
Yeah. No.
COLMAN’S HONEY & MUSTARD FLAVOURED PEANUTS & CASHEWS
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Dame Agnes Guano @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 2h
Happy National Dessert Day to all who celebrate!
Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass – Whipped Cream & Other Delights
Model Dolores Erickson covered in shaving foam, sculpted by the skilful hands of designer and photographer Peter Whorf.
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John Bleasdale @www.johnbleasdale.com · 9h
I love the Criterion closet in which rich people get given free Blu-rays for advertising.
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 2h
Sharky and George
The crimebusters of the sea

How many times a year does that pop into your heads guys? I reckon I'm approaching pathology levels.
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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 2h
it's so hard to see the serious side in this because it's just so funny www.404media.co/lawyer-using...
Lawyer Caught Using AI While Explaining to Court Why He Used AI
The attorney not only submitted AI-generated fake citations in a brief for his clients, but also included “multiple new AI-hallucinated citations and quotations” in the process of opposing a motion fo...
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 2h
Anyone who has not read The Mill on the Floss will be deported, the Home Secretary confirms
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Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax.bsky.social · 2h
RIP to the incredible Drew Struzan. A true master.
A red poster with the black helmet of Darth Vader and two people fighting with laser swords in his silhouette
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UKPRES @ukpres1.bsky.social · 2h
Into 1991 and Naked video has the latest in technology to stop cat hairs.. plus how do you eat fruit with false teeth
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 2h
The 70s was essentially a mass extinction event.
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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 2h
Final Destination had nothing on British public information films.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1h
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 23h
“Now before we go to market, you’ve studied the poster, yes? You’re confident that you’ve accurately portrayed Timothy Dalton as James Bond through the medium of pixel art?”

“Yeah shut up whatever yeah god.”
The packaging for Sega megadrive game “James Bond oo7 The Duel” showing Timothy Dalton in his License to Kill era The title screen of that same game showing someone who looks like if Vernon Wells melted
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Sexy Andrew Hickey Costume @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 2h
Also led to this classic record, made by using that text message to voice system
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Horace Dorrington @mrtrellis.bsky.social · 1h
Keir Stalin amIrite ha ha has anyone done that one
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 2h
I see yer da has made a handy infographic
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Did You See? @tvdidyousee.bsky.social · 2h
#OnThisDay 14 October 1983
Get your hands on these new videos from the BBC . . .

IN A PACKED SHOW TONIGHT . . . It's a video from me . . . and it's a video from him.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 2h
RIP Drew Struzan
A master.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
Your mam in bed, etc…
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1h
Love that Toby. Splendid fellow, all of him.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1h
“FOR THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO ROCK… WE SALUTE YOU” 🤟🏻
Roy motherfucking Castle.
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 1h
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: "On your oranges!" is a diverting way to open a show. "The" Record Breakers challenges its audience and some pros to peel an orange in one go. Roy Castle ends with a jazz version of Dedication for no reason other than because he could.
The Record Breakers 14/10/75
Vinicio Paolini appearing on, "The Record Breakers" setting a new world record peeling oranges on the 14th October 1975. 4 oranges in 1 minute 14.2 seconds.
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