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Full Metal Puppy Girl

@fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social

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You can call me Fluffy Cryptid,30s/they/she. Oh no pronouns in bio what will they learn. Or maybe I'm actually the actor who played a boy wizard, ignore my tits. Mostly SFW but sometimes NSFW so minors will be blocked on site

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · Jun 2

This is honestly still my favorite mini I've ever painted.

A white hand holds a metallic pink, blue, and white nevron overlord, the cape is painted like the Trans Pride Flag. The overloard holds a scythe with a purple blade.

A white hands holds a metallic pink, blue, and white Necron Overlord. The overloard is having the camera, holding out a purple orb in one hand and a scythe with a purple blade in the other. One foot rest upon a metallic green stone.

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 6h

I mean do I literally need a dictionary for Christmas?

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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 7h

Not beating the allegations

Political compass meme auth left is shooting the nazi, auth right is be the nazi, lib left is punch the nazi and lib right is technically it’s ephebophilia

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 9h

this would sound pretty menacing if i believed he was capable of making a robot army, but he isn't so this just sounds like something a 12-year-old would say. everyone is twelve now

Jeremy White @jeremywired.bsky.social · 10h

ELON MUSK: “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.” Read the full piece from @aarianmarshall.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Elon Musk Wants ‘Strong Influence’ Over the ‘Robot Army’ He’s Building

In a Tesla earnings call Wednesday, the world’s richest man pondered the future of his company’s Optimus robots—and his control over them.

www.wired.com

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 6h

I was so pissed because it was also my expensive coffee I poured dish soap on.
Theres reasons why I keep energy drinks in my fridge for days where msking coffee is just too much

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Casval Rem Pike-un ☄️🍩 @redcomets.net · 7h

my favorite part of this whole thing is that said reports were specifically written in Greek so when the explorers went back to Britain, the average person couldn't accidentally read about gay penguins and be scandalized

Dr Dan Shugar 🇨🇦 @watershedlab.bsky.social · 8h

Reports on the homosexual behaviour of penguins in Antarctica were hidden for over 100 years
www.cbc.ca/documentarie...

Reports on the homosexual behaviour of penguins in Antarctica were hidden for over 100 years | CBC Documentaries

It’s just one example of how research on queer animal behaviour has been buried, ignored and dismissed

www.cbc.ca

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 6h

I was so sleepy, I once meant to pour boiling water into my French press but I poured dish soap instead.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 6d

Cuomo: Mamdani "gave the finger to the Columbus Day statue—that's what we call a DISGRAZIATO."

(turns to Sliwa) "Do you know what that means?"

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 8h

Oh so now liberals think it should be illegal and consider it Politically Incorrect for Mr. Trump to set the the White House on fire

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 7h

Sniffing a bottle of eucalyptus essential oil like poppers. Is how I fight this cold.

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CHOAM Nomsky (frightening) @samthielman.com · 8h

he was nominated for an oscar last year

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8h

this is the problem with letting men like this get away with saying shit on tv instead of real life. i dare this man to say this shit out loud in any bar on the north shore

Acyn
@Acyn
X.com
Miller: Robert De Niro is a sad, broken old man who is mostly enraged because he hasn't made anything worth watching in at least 30 years. Probably the longest string of flops, failures, embarrassments. This man has been degrading himself on camera with one horrific film after another for my entire adult life and he is not taken seriously by anybody. Not by his family, friends, community. He is a shell of a man and everybody disregards everything he says.

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Leaning from the steep slope @molniya.bsky.social · Apr 20

Like I’d forget about him…

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 15h

bluesky moderation: we’ll let the people saying you don’t deserve civil rights stick around and we’ll rewrite the rules for the guy working his hardest to strip them from you people, but we draw the line at you using the word “trans” to describe yourselves and you are getting an intolerance label.

it’s a skeet from me reading:

trans 2: hypertrans
marinate your marrow in estrogen

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 22h

Lol finally got called a heterosexual man, because I said im a trans sapphic woman. Like its been almost 20 years since someone called me a straight man.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1d

40 odd million people use SNAP. 7 million WIC. food banks are already way down because of funding cuts. It’s going to be catastrophic

jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social · 1d

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey 🏳️‍⚧️#FreePalestine 🇵🇸 @toofthey.bsky.social · 1d

imagine the legal remedy being "any House vote cast between the election results and now is considered void" then Johnson has to scramble everyone back to DC to vote on everything again

Kate Riga @kateriga.bsky.social · 1d

Lawsuit points out that if Johnson can delay swearing-ins indefinitely, he could essentially deny election outcomes by burning through a chunk of the newly elected lawmaker's term

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 2d

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 2d

I guess I just feel like it should be a bigger deal that Penske Media owns the Golden Globes and ALSO Rolling Stone, Variety, Hollywood Reporter, Indiewire, GoldDerby, and Deadline, plus 20% of Vox Media

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 2d

Scoop: Jay Penske, who owns the Golden Globes, is pitching far-right podcasters with a proposal that they spend upwards of $75,000 to boost their chances of winning this year's inaugural podcasting award.

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/golden-glo...

Penske and the Podcasters

Jay Penske’s Golden Globes are debuting a “Best Podcast” award—and documents obtained by Status show he’s trying to sell pricey packages that could boost the chances of right-wing extremists winning t...

www.status.news

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 2d

If you are on ICE watch in the Rogers Park vicinity please have a buddy and exercise extreme caution. ICE has assaulted verifiers today and arrested at least one of our people. If you are vulnerable to ICE in this area, I recommend staying inside if possible.

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 2d

Is getting Nazi tattoo "on accident" and never get it covered up or removed part of this new playbook?

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 2d

If we want to defeat Susan Collins, we need to try something new. The same old tired playbook will not work.

A graphic with a quote from: “We need to try something new. I fear going with the same playbook that we’ve used before — we may fail to unseat Susan Collins again.”

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 2d

“doesn’t have nazi tattoos” is actually an even lower bar than it appears at face value when you realize that most artists (correctly) won’t even *do* nazi tattoos, so you kind of have to go out of your way to find someone willing if you decide you want one.

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Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social · 2d

Rights should be untouchable, unassailable, and unimpeachable.

If it's only conditional, if you have to earn it, or it's only protected under specific circumstances, then it's not a fucking right.

Kali, the Psycho Analyst & Part-time Alchemist @magickali.bsky.social · 3d

I will repost this forever.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2d

Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Senate Press Gallery @senatepress.bsky.social · 2d

By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

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Scarecasmorator @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 3d

Whatever you think of the White House as a building or a symbol, the fact is that the image of it being torn apart on a whim two days after 7 million people hit the streets against autocracy is going to make a HUGE amount of people really, really angry, and that's an energy that should be harnessed.

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Full Metal Puppy Girl @fluffycryptidbskys.bsky.social · 2d

Luke if I ecer accidentally got a nazi tattoo id rather tear my flesh off so it scars over than keep a nazi tattoo.