I would construct millions of self-sustaining tardigrade farms and aggressively shoot them into space, seeding the universe with life. Just not human life, because humans suck.

This makes sense. Mike Johnson has led a spoiled, sheltered life. Anything outside his little bubble is TERRIFYING.

Sam Altman is a moron. He was born into money, got lucky with some investments, and now he's WAY out of his depth. He knows AI is inevitably going to crash and burn because it will never be profitable. Go ahead, Google it.
His doomsday bunker is to escape his investors, not the end of the world.

Young Republican groups are an excellent example of what happens when you defund public education and spend your entire day on social media echo chambers.
Their entire lives are spent judging books by their covers.

Fuck these guys. Bring back the immigrants, and deport these worthless chucklefucks.

Hey Democrats,
Wanna know why everyone hates your fucking guts?
This shit right here. This woman is 79.
SEVENTY-FUCKING-NINE years old.
This bitch here thinks she's Ruth Bader Ginsburg, & like RBG, she's going to end up fucking everyone over b/c she can't stand not being in the spotlight.
Fuck you.

I feel like we're in a video game, the player got bored, & started modding the hell out of it.
Elects a convicted felon president? Check.
Republicans embezzling money everywhere? Naturally.
Civil unrest, & protests? Check.
Economic Collapse? Ongoing.
Peace in the Middle East? Sure. Just kidding. No.

So the guy that admitted to doing cocaine & heroine for FIFTEEN YEARS, had a parasitic worm, which ATE A PORTION OF HIS BRAIN & died, and also HAS NO MEDICAL TRAINING WHATSOEVER is somehow the Secretary of Health and Human services?
This man's been coasting on his family's name his entire life.

With all the raids, protests, and infrastructure failures I read in the news these days, I suggest anyone running for office has to master #SimCity first as a prerequisite.

Great job, America. You've reached the extrajudicial murder of your own citizens phase. Fuck everything about this.

I know it was a different film... that was the joke. :-P

Don't forget House II: The Second Story!
House Party III was good too, but this trilogy makes no sense.

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